A Magical Wizard™ appears.... in your inbox!

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You check your email inbox, and you have a new e-mail from the Magical Wizard™. In the e-mail, it states that there is $300 million US ready to be deposited into your bank account... on the condition that every time you blink, an entire minutes passes. If you accept, he will then cast a protection spell on your eyelids, thus they cannot be modified, either physically or medically through medicine.

Would you accept the Wizard's™ offer?

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Accept the offer then crawfish and drill that old devil in the ass
 
We blink something like 25,000 times a day.

This is not a difficult choice.
 
It's basically a death sentence, but you can set up everyone you care about many times over. It's something to think about.
 
A minute just for you, or the whole world?

No.
 
>Blink while crossing the avenue.
>Blink while driving
>Blink during father's heart attack
>Blink when GSP tells you not to
>Blink 182
 
i have nothing in my inbox bro, when was it sent? can you tell t he wizard to send it now bro, just checked bank balance and nothings been deposited, what time is it gonna happen?
 
MarloStanfield said:
i have nothing in my inbox bro, when was it sent? can you tell t he wizard to send it now bro, just checked bank balance and nothings been deposited, what time is it gonna happen?
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In an hour or so. If you don't want to wait, just blink a bunch
 
I'll have to blink about this..
 
If my math is correct, which Im sure its not, we'd lose like 20 years for every year of our life
Yea prolly wouldnt do that
 
I blinked 5 times reading the OP, so...
 
I'd hook the wizard up with a Nigerian Princess.
 
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