A Magical Wizard™ appears.... in your inbox!

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  1. WorldofWarcraft

    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    You check your email inbox, and you have a new e-mail from the Magical Wizard™. In the e-mail, it states that there is $300 million US ready to be deposited into your bank account... on the condition that every time you blink, an entire minutes passes. If you accept, he will then cast a protection spell on your eyelids, thus they cannot be modified, either physically or medically through medicine.

    Would you accept the Wizard's™ offer?

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  2. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    Accept the offer then crawfish and drill that old devil in the ass
     
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  3. ShadBo

    ShadBo Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    We blink something like 25,000 times a day.

    This is not a difficult choice.
     
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  4. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I already did it.

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  5. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    It's basically a death sentence, but you can set up everyone you care about many times over. It's something to think about.
     
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    Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    A minute just for you, or the whole world?

    No.
     
  7. bref

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    KnightTemplar Ebony Belt Platinum Member

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  9. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    You and Bi directly caused action in another human being, miles away from either of you, as I threw in tombstone just now for a rewatch.
     
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  10. IAC

    IAC :^)

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    >Blink while crossing the avenue.
    >Blink while driving
    >Blink during father's heart attack
    >Blink when GSP tells you not to
    >Blink 182
     
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    EmpireShallFall Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    A.A. Riggs SAXOPHONE

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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    i have nothing in my inbox bro, when was it sent? can you tell t he wizard to send it now bro, just checked bank balance and nothings been deposited, what time is it gonna happen?
     
  14. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    In an hour or so. If you don't want to wait, just blink a bunch
     
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    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    I'll have to blink about this..
     
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    georgekillian Purple Belt

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    I guess not. That's too much time.
     
  17. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    If my math is correct, which Im sure its not, we'd lose like 20 years for every year of our life
    Yea prolly wouldnt do that
     
  18. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    I blinked 5 times reading the OP, so...
     
  19. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I'd hook the wizard up with a Nigerian Princess.
     

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