A-level athlete marries frail nerd

[DaleBoca]

I am going to way out here on the ledge and take a guess here. The guy is rich?

Nowhere as rich as her.

 

[steve38]

She's an alpha (fe) male and a very controlling person. If she hooked up with a similar type, the engagement and marriage would be filled with uppercuts. Congrats to her on making a wise decision.

 

[clutchCAT420]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/29/entertainment/serena-williams-engaged-alexis-ohanian/

Can he handle her dynamic athleticism?

6'5 , young, smart, white, and rich. Jeeesh i wonder why she married him.

 

[clutchCAT420]

He stole her from GSP.

Gsp took her into the deep rounds. She couldnt handle it. Went instead with a minute man.

 

[heavyarms21]

I am going to way out here on the ledge and take a guess here. The guy is rich?

Filthy


Edit apparently nowhere near as rich as her.

 

[kuromusha]

6'5 , young, smart, white, and rich. Jeeesh i wonder why she married him.

She's probably richer but she seems to have a thing for white dudes. Who doesn't though?

 

[Scyther]

why not? Have you seen her ex-bf? He's even daintier than this guy.

Is he carrying a purse?

 

[DaleBoca]

I remember when she was dating Dimitrov. When he left her for Sharapova, she destroyed her in the next few slams they met up.

Don't blame him though.

 

[wonderbread]

he better tie a board on his ass so he don't fall in.

 

[Banchan]

She's an alpha (fe) male and a very controlling person. If she hooked up with a similar type, the engagement and marriage would be filled with uppercuts. Congrats to her on making a wise decision.

Hes a cofounder of reddit. Pretty sure he isnt a layby cuck.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Is he carrying a purse?

Its a post-coital first aid kid.

 

[bad seed]

Is he carrying a purse?

 

[MicroBrew]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/29/entertainment/serena-williams-engaged-alexis-ohanian/

Can he handle her dynamic athleticism?

Note to self:
New term is born, no longer is it "Explosive Athleticism", it is now "Dynamic Athleticism"

 

[MicroBrew]

I am going to way out here on the ledge and take a guess here. The guy is rich?

He's the co-founder of Reddit. So she is way way richer than him.

Edit
Bad Seed plagiarized my above comment word for word.

 

[bubbleboyjones]

I don't care who she marries. I just think the rule is that any babies she has should be from Bo Jackson just to see how far we can push the athletic bar for human beings.

 

[BEER]

Dude must have a 12" beef grinder.

My first thought.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

He's the co-founder of Reddit. So she is way way richer than him.

Edit
Bad Seed plagiarized my above comment word for word.

Hate it when someone plagiarizes my shit before I have a chance to write it.

 

[weed]

Artist's rendition of Alexis Ohanian the day after the wedding.

death by serenu serenu

 

[Banchan]

She has bawss genes. It wasnt like a one off where one child was a prodigy, all the williams kids were superior athletes and built like tanks. Im happy for her.

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Bet he gets up in there.