A-hole wizard strikes again, if you have kids.

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The arsehole wizard appears and gives you a conundrum, you are now an airline pilot but everything else about you stays the same. Congratulations.

The conundrum is that you're at work one day and a terrorist approaches the cabin, which you have securely locked, and informs you that they have a friend on the other end of their telephone line, with a knife to your child's throat.

If you don't open the door and let them in, your child dies, if you open the door you will survive but the one hundred and fifty eight passengers/crew will die.

What do you do?

(I will write my answer in a bit. My daughter has been taken to hospital because of breathing difficulty, paramedic suspects asthma and lung infection, if she were an adult they might have kept her home but extra precaution for kids, mother and daughter off in ambulance. So it's on my mind. Obviously this stuff is common place and minor in the grand scheme of things. But that shit doesn't matter, I'm obviously terrified. I know you all have my back, thanks.)
 
Is it confirmed they have your child on the end of the line?

If yes, let them in then hit him with a headbutt then throat punch combo to safely neutralise the threat.
 
Open the cabin door and engage them in hand to hand combat with elite Krav Maga and Wing Chun, finish them off with an atomic wedgie. Fly the plane to my house and storm the house with the 158 passengers and crew and HOPE TO GOD Mark Wahlberg is one of them.
 
I'd sacrifice literally everybody else on Earth before I sacrifice my child.

What if all 158 passengers are children (or all children minus the few terrorists and flight crew on the plane)? Does that change your answer?
 
I'd sacrifice literally everybody else on Earth before I sacrifice my child.
Doesnt seem like a very wise choice. I guess you and your kid could live out your days in a post apocalyptic society though. (Which probably wouldn’t be too long)
 
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