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9 Secrets Women Keep From Men

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  1. Phr3121

    Phr3121 Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Women fart? That's news to me. :)

    "I have been married for over 10 years, and there are still plenty of secrets I keep from my husband. As a woman, you just need certain things for yourself. Besides, what's wrong with maintaining a teeny bit of mystery, even in a committed, long-term relationship? Truth: it's just better if your man doesn't know everything about, say, your bathroom habits or past lovers."
     
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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    i was hoping this was gonna be like them knowing where pirate treasure was this whole time
     
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    Not that I was expecting some great revelation, but none of those surprise me at all.
     
  4. Zer

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    We already knew all of this shit Captain Obvious. Spend 5 minutes on pronhub and you'll end up with a moustached woman lying about her weight in the vid title faking an orgasm while masturbating and farting and telling me she needs me
     
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    11. Hoes ain't loyal.
    12. They all gold dig but won't admit.
     
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    Incessant need to lie and cheat.
     
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    Article says "secrets" in the title.
     
  9. MeWithInfinityGauntlet

    MeWithInfinityGauntlet Banned Banned

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    15 years ago it used to be multiply her number by 2.

    These days? Now you have to square that shit.
     
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    I had a gf fart once, and only once cause I tickled her. It was cute but I think part of her died that day
     
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    Only truth any man needs to know.
     
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    None of that shit is a secret. If you have ever lived with your gf for more than a month you should know all that.
     
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    Dating life (3-7 years @ 4 guys a year): 12-28 (let's say 15)
    Husband: 1

    21^2 = 441
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    Cool.
     
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    Bloody clickbait telling us what we already know.

    Except for number 9... Most women don't know their way around tools even if their lives depended on it.
     
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    bitches ain't got no secrets.
    just pay attention
     
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    All women are hoes except your mom. Just don't ask your dad about her.
     
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    Did "I once had a dick" make the list?
     
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