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81 year old man joins gang as getaway driver out of loneliness

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  1. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Black Belt

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  2. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt

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    Octogenarian if true
     
  3. Fox by the Sea Lighthouse Keeper Platinum Member

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    you get what you fucking deserve
     
  4. Cole train Gold Belt

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    very common(the reason for joining the gang) guys like that usually made very good criminals.

    personally i planned to get myself in prison when older, free housing and healthcare.
     
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    Living in a gated community sounds nice.
     
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    Lol at trusting an old person to drive fast, old people don't belong on the road period.
     
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    Thug life.

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    I love how the article has a tons of picture of the old dude. They must have done a photoshoot.
     
  9. lowlife Swangin and Bangin

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    Why the fuck not, beats sitting at home watching jeapordy reruns and waiting to die.
     
  10. Big Nasty Edison Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    As long as he didn't snitch.
     
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    I feel bad for the fucking guy. He looks like a nice grandpa. Hopefully he finds friends to play Bridge with in prison.
     
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    Good to see Pyat Pree getting work after him and Rumble were in Game of Thrones
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  13. jgarner Silver Belt

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    I would imagine that you don't want a getaway driver to be fast as much as you want him to not stand out to police and bystanders.
     
  14. bref Black Belt

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    I think it's based on his appearance, not his Fast & Furious drifting skills. He doesn't look suspicious.
     
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    He won't have many days left if he snitches. Or even if he didn't.
     
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    Didn't Clint Eastwood already make this movie?
     
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    Daym, Terrence Stamp got old.

    From Zod to sod(((
     
  19. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    My exact thoughts.

    Old man probably got the idea from that
     
  20. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    If so,

    That old man must have had to step up his racist banter...
     

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