8 Reasons Everyone Hates Vegans

[fredo64**]

1. They credit their vegan diet for their health, wellness and energy.
Who needs to drink green juices and smoothies to be healthy? Can

 

[FierceRedBelt]

 

[lts5025]

This condescending, self-righteous and factually incorrect thread should be reason #1.

 

[fredo64**]

what? why?

 

[Appylion]

man that was funny !
started laughing out loud at work.

 

[JusticeMonkey]

Kale chips____ Booooooooo

 

[Contempt]

Ahh vegans. There is one reason and one reason only why people really hate vegans: They are a bunch of loud obnoxious, preachy asshats. No-one gives a fuck what you eat, just shut up and stop being so judgmental about the food choices of others.

The old saying rings true. How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

P.S never date a vegan... no matter how hot they are, it's not worth it.

 

[golvmopp]

Ahh vegans. There is one reason and one reason only why people really hate vegans: They are a bunch of loud obnoxious, preachy asshats. No-one gives a fuck what you eat, just shut up and stop being so judgmental about the food choices of others.

The old saying rings true. How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

P.S never date a vegan... no matter how hot they are, it's not worth it.

You know what I dislike as much as vegans though? People who needlessly necrobump threads in an attempt to start a pointless argument (and in the wrong sub-forum, to boot!)

 

[Meatspin]

If you are a vegan and do crossfit, which do you talk about first?

I'm going to eat some bacon now to purify myself

 

[IceWolf]

This condescending, self-righteous and factually incorrect thread should be reason #1.

Well played sir! I actually think you've nailed reasons 1-8. You get my vote for post of the year so far