5'8ft Joe Rogan Caught Frauding Height Next to Barefoot 5'7ft Sabina Mazo

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I wondered why Justin wren hit such a soft spot in joe with those Pygmy stories, but now it’s starting to come together

 

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By the way, joe rogan in his last podcast with Theo von said he’s 5’’8 so this has been solved. LOL

 

[Lethal_Striker]

You never watch late night talk shows with Leno and Letterman? It seems like both of them were on platforms aobe the guests.

 

[Shotcy]

Whats people's obsession with Joe? Like what are you doing? Get a life.

 

[Berkowitz]

That studio looks very uncomfortable.

It is absolutely hideous, like an air raid shelter inside a toaster oven.

 

[LilNicky95]

You guys need to fucking chill ! Rogan is a shorter than average male. Get over it Jesus

Rogan is in fact a Hobbit

 

[RemyR]

Sherdog really needs its own forum for these pointless joe rogan obsession topics

 

[Fossor]

I don't think these measurements take into account the distance from the camera.

 

[Randlewand]

That studio looks very uncomfortable.

Looks like a studio built for small people

 

[MarkyMcFly]

We all know he's short. We get it.

 

[mrsenor]

I guess he’s not a insecure little scared tiny fluffy baby kitten as you are then.

No he's a cuck to the second power

 

[ejlarson249]

Joe Caught Using Big Office Chair To Make Himself Look Taller

 

[Dakuwaqa]

No he's a cuck to the second power

if i ever met you I’d have you over my knee whilst I spank your pert hairy bottom.

anyone that uses the term ‘sloppy seconds’ is the kind of guy who’d enjoy it so we both win

 

[fprado]

 

[BigTruck]

Spot on brotha. Even if it’s one of those cool insider Sherdog jokes, it's getting more creepy than funny.

Exactly. I can't tell anymore.

 

[BigTruck]

i know right, theres something just so sad and creepy about being 5'3! i cant stand it!

Sucks you're 5'3 but it's not the end of the world.

 

[TP4iR]

What's the fascination with his height? Is the hope that all the height went to his weiner while maintaining HGH bod girth?

 

[rodn86]

What's the fascination with his height? Is the hope that all the height went to his weiner while maintaining HGH bod girth?

Rogan will have a tuna can hammer, without a doubt. Girthy but lacking length.

The guy is also obsessed with big muscular black men. Like the way he talks about ngannou isn't healthy. The words he uses and the passionate way he talks... It's like he's intoxicated by the size of him.

He's creepy. He definitely loves tentatively asking his wife about the biggest wangs she's had in the past. Winsing slightly when she begins talking about linebacker Chad. Hearing it is killing him inside but he can't resist asking.

 

[MartinGibson86]

But only about 50 untrained guys in the world can beat that middle aged midget who's never competed in a legitimate combat sport.

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

Isn't he 5'4 you freakin bros ?