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  1. IamStryker

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    This is retarded. If women are rejecting you it's not because of your height lol.
     
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  2. 7even

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    5' 11" is bitch height. I've got shits that tall. Women fuck with tall men because we're superior.

    6'4" crew checking in
     
  4. 7even

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    A9C0F7C3-F617-4130-B6EE-2574A1761CCF.png I thought this shit was funny, lol.
     
  5. 7even

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    Mike Tyson was only 5’11 when he fought at heavy weight and was considered to be a very small heavyweight.
     
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  6. Cyrano200

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    I'm 5'11" and have rarely felt short. An inch or two above average here in the US of A.
    Years ago on some dating website it would not let me input 5'11", the options went from 5'9" straight to 6".
    Just yesterday I was able to, flatfooted, take something from the top shelf at the grocery store (the very top that says ask for assistance). Wife was impressed and said I can stick around.
     
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  7. GordoBarraBJJ

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    and poor
     
  8. GordoBarraBJJ

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    TS is short, ugly and poor and lives in sweltering heat.

    Times is hard for TS.
     
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  9. superking

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    6'1" crew, checking in.

    :meow:

    Also, can palm a basketball.

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  10. Lovelyboy

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    Better than being 5'2 like me
     
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  11. The Polish Pounder

    The Polish Pounder Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    I'm 5'10 barefoot but people always think I'm 6 foot. Probably an optical illusion now that I work on having good posture after having back issues. And I am broad shoulder/barrel chested.

    I have a friend who claims 5'7 but I TOWER over him. Poor bastard is probably shorter than that.
     
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  12. rocketskates

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    I don’t know man. I’m 5’11 and while I’d much rather be able to say I’m 6 even its better than being short.
     
  13. JinKazama

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    5’11.5 barefoot here, always been told I’m tall
     
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    I'm just glad I don't have to flare out my arms like a fucking caveman
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  16. MXZT

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    Who's that girl? her name Aoife? Who's she to Conor?
     
  17. TribalDrumz

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    I don't really care, not sure why you would either. Fuck Mcshitter.
     
  18. MXZT

    MXZT Black Belt Platinum Member

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    lol
     
  19. jkthenatural

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    I’m 5’11 barefoot. It’s fine dawg. Also some mentioned their license, you can flat lie to those people haha
     
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    6'2"ish is the ideal height. You are tall enough to be manly and attractive and see over people in crowds. But you aren't too tall that you can't fit into normal society (cars, planes, constantly being asked if you play basketball, you can buy normal clothes and not "big and tall" stuff, etc.). I'm about 6'1.5" now too.
     
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