5'11 its a miserable height

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  1. zapataxiv

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    I don’t know I’m 5’11 and I live in China. My family and friends back in the states always ask “are you the tallest person in China?” Buy honestly I am always on the shorter end :(
    In my wife’s family I am the shortest guy
     
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    JOE QUEEF Amply Insensate Platinum Member

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    Don't argue with the government, you short godless commie.

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    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    5'11 myself. Barefoot and all that too.

    Sucks. I always used to put it on dating sites and I shoulda just fudged the numbers a since those broads don't know the dif
     
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    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    The reason you guys get rejected is because you’re all socially awkward.
     
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    It's good to talk i metric, i'm one hundred and seventy seven centimetres tall, that's skyscraper height! Plus you can measure your penis in metric and it's sounds monsterous!
     
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    If I was 5'11 I'd wear lifts

    Must feel disgusting to be under 6 foot, but he so close
     
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    It's funny you say that. I'm 5'11.5, maybe 6 foot even it's been a while. I was talking to a coworker a few days ago and he at one point said he was 6 foot. Now this coworker, I can easily look right over his head so I was like

    {<huh}

    I told him hate to break it to you, but you're no where near 6 foot. He argued with me and said pretty sure I am, you must just be taller and not know it. I told him to measure himself barefoot when he got home.

    He came back the next day and with a depressed look on his face said "yea you were right...in 5'9"

    And he had been thinking/telling people he was 6 foot for probably his entire life lol
     
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    Lol, 5'11'' is a pretty good height. Don't get too obsessed with the Lookism shit, bro. Go lift some weights and or get some elevator shoes if it's bothering you that much.
     
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    Im 5'11 (legit without shoes) and ive been called tall and 6'ft multiple times. Im slim so that probably helps. I wouldn't mind another inch but im quite happy with my height. If i was on a dating site id just include the shoes and claim 6 foot.

    There was this asshole at work who said he was 5 '10. So i started claiming 5 '8 when i was around him. Even though i was a lot noticeably taller. He was more like 5"6
     
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    Lol... go fuck yourself

    People will bitch about anything
     
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    5”11-6”4 = GOAT height.

    5”0-5”10 = Manlet

    6”4+ = circus freak.
     
  13. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares

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    I'm 5'11 or 6'0 and can reach shit at the grocery store most people can't
     
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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    Dudes who are actually 6ft will call you out on that shit expeditiously.
     
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    <DisgustingHHH>6ft gang checking in

    you peasants
     
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    Maybe say it to women then? Sherbros don't lie to each other, Only to women.
     
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    I went for a physical a couple of years ago and the nurse that measured my height smugly said, 'five eleven and three quarters'. It was like she was mocking me or some shit.

    I'm dead serious.
     
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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    You should have filled that office with just below alpha height uppercuts, IMO.
     
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    It's all a matter of perspective
    Just step an inch closer, problem solved
     
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  20. DespicablePeep

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    Change it to meters and problem solved 1.80M

    I think its a good height, too tall and its bad for sports that I like because of weight and agility.
     
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