5'11 its a miserable height

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  1. Bangkok ready d1

    Bangkok ready d1 Green Belt

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    You're not tall, you're not short, you're basically nothing society doesnt even care enough to make fun of you and the woman will always reject you because of one fucking inch
     
  2. Kaybee

    Kaybee Arianator Belt

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    Way better than being short idk what you are on about

    It's like saying being middle class is the worst because you aren't poor
     
  3. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Bullshit. 5'11 is an alpha height. People fetishize being a lanklet too much
     
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    JabToucher Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I'm 5'7 of rage now!
     
  5. Kraysla

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    Taller than average in the US. I'm fine with it.
     
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  6. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    TS, you should probably wear heels so you could reach 6 feel tall and considering you’re from Bangkok, you probably do.
     
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  7. Woldog

    Woldog твоя мама гей

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    Just say you're 6'.
     
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    My name is Shawn

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    At 5 11 you're taller than most people claiming to be 6ft
     
  9. Bangkok ready d1

    Bangkok ready d1 Green Belt

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    Im your neighbor actually, the bangcock ready thing is a meme
     
  10. DaleBoca

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  11. Vulcan

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    Bro I am 5'11ft barefoot I've been called tall several times shit I legit know men who claim to be 6ft yet are shorter than me I can literally see the top of their heads.

    Several of these 6 foot fucks are actually barefoots 5'11ft that wear boots.
     
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    Anything under 6'3 is below the average for real men imo. I'm 6'10 so I can actually say that I'm tall
     
  13. MescalineDreams

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    6'3-4 is alpha height

    5'11 is still good tho

    Nothing to worry about
     
  14. Amerikuracana

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    5'11.5 crew checking in. It seems like it's easier to get a promotion at work if you are very short, or very tall. Most of my bosses have been. Not all.

    They gave me 6' on my license, but wasn't true. I'm not.
     
  15. surrealworlds

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    I'm 5'10 and have never had a woman reject me for height. What is this shit? Get some confidence and take a shower. You'll do just fine.
     
  16. moreorless87

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    Marginally above average for length anyway.
     
  17. Hog-train

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    I see the vast majority of men exaggerate their height.
     
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    90 50 Gold Belt

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    I’ve had multiple g/f’s when we first started dating say I must be 6’4 at least becasure their ex was 6’2

    I’m like naw I’m legit 6’1.5 now. Was 6’2 younger before spinal comprehension lol.
     
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    TS doesn't know he's just ugly
     
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  20. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill White Belt washed in an old twin tub

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    Incels where ever you are, please come back, Its 2 weeks into the new decade and it seems like we've already reached our quota of height related threads
     

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