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[50 GSP jabs][25 Barry leg kicks][10 Jones hellbows][1 Ubereem knee to the chin]

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  1. fernandom Purple Belt

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    Which one would you choose? You absolutely can't block the strikes or else all money is void.

    You get paid $500,000 after, and hospital bills are included.
     
  2. ArtemV Gold Belt

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    50 GSP jabs, then go into hiding for a month. Should add Khabilov suplexes and five JDS uppercuts.
     
  3. Gilday Silver Belt

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    I'll take the leg kicks.

    For 500k I'd happily be on crutches for a few weeks.
     
  4. DyinHawaiian #FEELTHEBERN

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    I'd probably get KO'd due to boredom from teh 50 jabs.

    My face is way too pretty to take those Jones hellbows.

    I don't want my face caved in with a knee (even though I'd probably KO Overeem by flicking his jaw, but I don't think that's allowed).

    I probably would never walk again, but I'd take the leg kicks.
     
  5. RSmith47 Brown Belt

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    I'd take the knee and get KO'd.

    GSP's jabs are gonna break your orbital.

    Barry's kicks will straight break your leg in half.

    Jon's bows will cut you up and leave a ton of scars.
     
  6. Grappleboxing Brown Belt

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    Hmmm, GSP might break the orbital.
    Jones will cut up my face.
    Ubereem might break my jaw.
    Barry will put me on crutches for weeks.

    Barry seems to be the absolute least permanently damaging, so 25 Barry Leg kicks
     
  7. wigglestick pess de gward Platinum Member

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    I weigh 160 lbs I'll take the gsp jabs
     
  8. blitzk Red Belt

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    People choosing leg kicks probably have never taken one.
    25? You wouldnt make it to #5

    I'd choose the knee, get KTFO, lose a couple of teeth and be done with it.
     
  9. FascistDictator Banned Banned

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    I'll show you 86 counters.
     
  10. 44nutman The Original Nut of Sherdog

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    The knee. Get KTFO, and lay in bed a couple days and be done with it.
    I would take 10 Jones Hellbows over 10 Jones eye pokes.
     
  11. surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    A broken jaw/skull doesn't heal in a couple of days. Not to mention the possible coma.

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  12. BJPenn2012 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Considering what gsp did to Kos on the first jab that's outta the question.. Barry leg kicks would leave me a cripple.. Watch Jon Jones vs brandon Vera.. I'd have to go with an
     
  13. Andersons Foot Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Nobody here will make it to 25 PB leg kicks. I'd take the jabs or knee.

    The jabs if i was forced to choose just 1.
     
  14. WallyBear I am the liquor.

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    I'd like to get blessed by a H-Bomb.
     
  15. JWtheKarateKid Orange Belt

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    you should add a right hand via fedor, it would be an honor for me to be knocked out by the GOAT i'd do it for free, but if i had to choose i'd rather touched wit teh jab
     
  16. Sevensixtwoby39 White Belt

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    Sure. It would be more fair if you include at least a cro cop high kick, JDS overhands etc
     
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