50-cent Terrible Pitch

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  1. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Recently 50-cent, like Gary ''BaBa Booey Dell'abate(Howard Stern show producer),'' fell victims to looking like complete girlie men while throwing out a first pitch at a baseball game.

    Both men should hold their heads in great shame..




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  2. Task

    Task <img src="http://www.mediafire.com/download/r9he12 Platinum Member

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    Thanks Obama
     
  3. Mad Villain

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    I don't understand how tf that happens.. Maybe I'm underestimating the difficulty but I can see someone missing by a couple feet but 50 through that shit meters to the left. Guess athletic and explosiveness doesn't apply to baseball
     
  4. 5H3RD0G

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    They should have catchers all over from first base to 3rd base to make sure nobody gets hurt. :icon_lol:
     
  5. FierceRedBelt

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    Must be true I saw a white guy on the field who wasn't some sort of administrator.
     
  6. Kneepocalypse

    Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    his arm was made in the Candy Shop.
     
  7. DizzyYeahYeah

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    Lol. Embarrassing.

    What grown man can't throw a baseball straight?
     
  8. Armbars

    Armbars Beast Mode

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    i could take the head clean off of someone with a baseball.

    How can a man not be able to throw?
     
  9. SilvaP4P

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    Imagine him trying to skip a rock :icon_lol:
     
  10. thechoice2

    thechoice2 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    When I first saw this my reaction was that he's really right handed. Only explanation for an athletic and explosive person to fail at such a simple thing as throwing a ball 60 ft.
     
  11. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Yeah, that's pretty bad.

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  12. Devout Pessimist

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    I don't care how many bullets 50 took to the chest. A male who cannot properly throw a baseball shouldn't be considered a man.
     
  13. Flippant

    Flippant silly twonk

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    My nine year old daughter throws better. No joke.
     
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    Randy Johnson must have seen that somewhere while having a cup of coffee almost certain his spit it out laughing when he saw that........
     
  15. S3VERE

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    I like how none of the camera guys flinched either so many lulz in a single GIF.

    I kinda feel bad for Fifty doe.
     
  16. DownwardStrike

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    I thought this was about auto tune. Both suck monkey testes.
     
  17. Stranger Come Knocking

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    If I were his pitching coach I would have him picture the ball as a giant crack rock and the catcher as a crackhead who just won his disability settlement.
     
  18. Philippou4Life

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    The form and the power looked ok but damn, dat accuracy
     
  19. KnightTemplar

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    You can almost hear the Catcher saying, "Da fuq?!":icon_lol:
     
  20. taurus

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    this. Can't think of any other reason.
     

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