5 year old white belt test

[TTrent]

i found this in the media forum and thought it was pretty funny. check out when the kid takes the guy's back

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=386285&highlight=white+belt

 

[Jiu-Jitsu Cop]

THe kid had better technique then some of the people I have rolled with. He will be awesome when he grows up.

 

[Max Shane]

That made me feel uneasy. Fucking philes.

 

[Alzi_]

This kid has sloppy technique and lacks any explosiveness. His closed guard is non-existent and his overall guard work was subpar at best. He repeatedly failed to lock in a triangle from the guard even though the other guy practically gives it to him. When he took the guy's back, he failed to secure the hooks and applied the RNC incorrectly. He needs to go back and train harder perhaps his parents should send him away to BJJ summer camp in Rio to improve his skills.

 

[TTrent]

This kid has sloppy technique and lacks any explosiveness. His closed guard is non-existent and his overall guard work was subpar at best. He repeatedly failed to lock in a triangle from the guard even though the other guy practically gives it to him. When he took the guy's back, he failed to secure the hooks and applied the RNC incorrectly. He needs to go back and train harder perhaps his parents should send him away to BJJ summer camp in Rio to improve his skills.

lol nice!

 

[bej0520]

Damn, that was impressive for a 5 year old. Wait until he is 15 or so.

 

[Oktavius**]

Awesome thanks!

 

[Jujitsuboxer]

did that dude just mock and critique a 5 year old technique, down buddy he's only 5 give him the props he deserves for being his age and doing what he did. UNles s of course u were doing it to be sarcastic and i guess funny then it ok

 

[Dante of the De]

did that dude just mock and critique a 5 year old technique, down buddy he's only 5 give him the props he deserves for being his age and doing what he did. UNles s of course u were doing it to be sarcastic and i guess funny then it ok

Yea, it was sarcasism. It's Sherdog bro.

 

[wenispinkle]

This kid has sloppy technique and lacks any explosiveness. His closed guard is non-existent and his overall guard work was subpar at best. He repeatedly failed to lock in a triangle from the guard even though the other guy practically gives it to him. When he took the guy's back, he failed to secure the hooks and applied the RNC incorrectly. He needs to go back and train harder perhaps his parents should send him away to BJJ summer camp in Rio to improve his skills.

nonsense, he is smooth as ice.

 

[Doop]

i wouldnt fight that kid he looks tough

 

[Coach Couzo]

The purple belt was punching! There's no punching in Jiu-Jitsu!

I would hate to be that kid's bully.

 

[Spike Rose]

Little Kid by armbar

 

[BritishMMAchamp]

This kid has sloppy technique and lacks any explosiveness. His closed guard is non-existent and his overall guard work was subpar at best. He repeatedly failed to lock in a triangle from the guard even though the other guy practically gives it to him. When he took the guy's back, he failed to secure the hooks and applied the RNC incorrectly. He needs to go back and train harder perhaps his parents should send him away to BJJ summer camp in Rio to improve his skills.

lmao!

 

[Caddock]

This kid has sloppy technique and lacks any explosiveness. His closed guard is non-existent and his overall guard work was subpar at best. He repeatedly failed to lock in a triangle from the guard even though the other guy practically gives it to him. When he took the guy's back, he failed to secure the hooks and applied the RNC incorrectly. He needs to go back and train harder perhaps his parents should send him away to BJJ summer camp in Rio to improve his skills.

This is funny and all, but I have heard the exact same line of conversation from parents/adults about kids playing hockey or soccer at 5 years old. They were serious, thinking they could spawn the next Gretzky or something to help pay the bills. Send the kids to camp, practice all the time etc. I am sure there people doing it for BJJ and other martial arts. Hell it happens for sure in Thailand.