Helwani posts a cryptic message about his new job. Who can decipher this?

[Mesos]

Alrite goofs, whos good at puzzles. Trying to figure it out….
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Update: he posted another cryptic message. Is it a 10day countdown?

 

[mb23100]

Hopefully it has nothing to do with sports or anything else I like.

 

[Mesos]

It says cupertino on the highway sign? Did he get hired by Apple loll? Or is he going there on vacation?

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

He is waving at people on road and singing his heart out while smelling gasoline

 

['Rocky']

"Happy hand thoughts left time driving mic nose heart prayers"

You're welcome

 

[gaffbyknees2]

Dana gave him the ban hammer

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Hopefully somewhere we won't have to see him cry like a woman

 

[Orochimaru 大蛇丸]

This is so Ariel

Teasing where he's going like he's Lebron James when he went to South Beach lol

 

[Jose Beehive]

Thinking about having a happy wank in the car, but doesn't have enough time to clean the jizz off his nose.

 

[7 others]

Where's the crying emoji

 

[BonesWinckleJones]

formula 1 reporter

 

[Bearknuckle]

He is saying “Joe Rogan is liteally 5’3”

 

[DoctorDeelon]

Ariel is yesterday's news. Action Network? LOL, he's going to fade into irrelevancy really quick.

 

[theTKDguy]

wwe commentator

 

[Johnnny]

It probably just means he will announce his new job soon, possibly at midnight because today is last day of his contract at ESPN.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

He is waving at people on road and singing his heart out while smelling gasoline

I came here to post ‘nobody nose what that means’


But I think you nailed it!

 

[Surveillance State]

He's playing the lead in "The Vagina Monologues." He'll be starring as Vagina.

 

[Satan's Daddy.]

Probably following jimmy Smith's footsteps and joining the wwe network he always loves to bring up the topic of wwe during podcasts too

 

[mb23100]

formula 1 reporter

Oh Hell no

 

[nostradumbass]

I think it's an announcement that he's gender non binary.