Funniest MMA quotes here's one on Paul/Askren

[jimmy dakine]

Just read this on instagram about the Askren/ Jake Paul fight ....................................I paid zero dollars to illegally stream this fight and it was still a waste of money!

 

[RemyR]

 

[13Seconds]

"When i die i want Jon Jones to lower my casket so he can let me down one more time"

 

[SpecialDelivery]

Let's get this one out of the way
."who the fook is that guy?"

 

[DivineMind]

Tony Ferguson the type'aguy to be a type of guy.

 

[Elephino]

Reporter: “Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round knockout.”
Rampage: “If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”

 

[PokerMage]

unfortunately i dont find untrue statement's funny.

but then im a realist and live in the real world.

Seeing Ben get KO'd, laughing my ass off listening to Oscar try and act as a hype man. Long time Mir fan so glad he got paid and frankly did himself proud for his age and mileage.

thou honestly the sound sucked for live performance's. big Black Key's fan and they sounded like shit.
Ev1 sounded like shit.

Oh and Beiber Auto-tune is so fukn lame. had to mute it so fast and put something decent on to cleanse my ear's.

 

[axe wound]

This is the Ultimate Fighter. We don’t vote guys off, we beat them off - Pink Goof

 

[VinceArch]

"This is where an unstoppable object meets an immovable force." Goldie.

 

[reviv4l]

Truly thread-worthy shit.

 

[Hey Soos]

'''Ben Askren is built like a bag of milk''

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Frank mur

 

[Hellowhosthat]

"He's....he's reaching for his grapes, he's trying to make his wine and the wine is starting to sound a bit like a violin with that cheese and wine."

 

[Man_in_Black]

I'm sure I screwed up the actual quotes, but here's a few..
"Beat you to living death" - Shammy
"I want to f^&% chuck" - Wandy
Tito's on training something like 11 days a week (you can probably do an entire thread just for Tito)
"playing touch-butt in the park.." - Nate
"When you bow in Brazil, they hit you over the head and take your wallet" - Chael
"I am not em-pressed by your performaance" - GSP

 

[Elephino]

"If it ain't fixed, don't broke it." -- Stipe

 

[Hanz_Blitz]

Tito's interview of Babalu after his fight in affliction is my fav

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

unfortunately i dont find untrue statement's funny.

but then im a realist and live in the real world.

Seeing Ben get KO'd, laughing my ass off listening to Oscar try and act as a hype man. Long time Mir fan so glad he got paid and frankly did himself proud for his age and mileage.

thou honestly the sound sucked for live performance's. big Black Key's fan and they sounded like shit.
Ev1 sounded like shit.

Oh and Beiber Auto-tune is so fukn lame. had to mute it so fast and put something decent on to cleanse my ear's.

 

[Marko Polo]

“Hold on brotha I’m throwin sand”

 

[sonofjay817]

That time Chael Sonnen tweeted a picture of he and Fedor Emelianko, before their heavyweight fight, with the caption, "The greatest heavyweight of all time...and Fedor."

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Something about those Hughes brothers pounding each other behind the barn