Justine Kish is fighting tonight guys

Apparently Justine Kish is not her real name, it's actually Svetlana Nasibulina.
 
Guidelines for J. Kish:

No tacos burritos or spicy salsa (avoid Chipotle)
No coffee or tea as it could stimulate the intestines.
No food for 6 hours leading up to fight.
Miralax 6 hours before the fight to ensure the colon is clear of any fecal debris.
Colonoscopy 1 hour before fight to ensure debris is clear.
Possible implantation with tape worm to consume all excess fecal matter
 
^ can confirm coffee as a laxative, I drink a cup driving to work and take a dump within 15 minutes of arrival.

Got it down to a science, as long as there are no delays in traffic.
 
DivineMind said:
Guidelines for J. Kish:

No tacos burritos or spicy salsa (avoid Chipotle)
No coffee or tea as it could stimulate the intestines.
No food for 6 hours leading up to fight.
Miralax 6 hours before the fight to ensure the colon is clear of any fecal debris.
Colonoscopy 1 hour before fight to ensure debris is clear.
Possible implantation with tape worm to consume all excess fecal matter
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You forgot the most important one
Butt Plug
 
It should be put in her contract that she has to wear a diaper when she fights.
 
All Justine Kish needs to do in order to win is put you in North South position:

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“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
 
I thought Venum was making the new uniforms, but apparently it’s Depends.
 
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