Something overlooked and frowned upon RE: Jan vs Adesanya

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Higher forces will be at play during this contest. This fight will showcase juju vs jan's lucky touch of his little forest rope (he is undefeated since partaking in this superstitious pre-fight ritual while Israel is undefeated in his professional MMA career).

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Can't wait.
 
Nah Jan has lost since he got the rope of the hung man.

The true story is there was a guy in the woods with a huge c0ck with a rope. Jan asked him if he could touch it and the guy was like 'sure'.

So the guy is actually still alive, Jan just stole his rope.

The rope holds no power.
 
Nah Jan has lost since he got the rope of the hung man.

The true story is there was a guy in the woods with a huge c0ck with a rope. Jan asked him if he could touch it and the guy was like 'sure'.

So the guy is actually still alive, Jan just stole his rope.

The rope holds no power.

That guy in the forest was actually just hanging from a tree performing autoerotic asphyxiation?
 
Black magic does exist so Jan is already cursed and Izzy had to sacrifice his right tit
 
Okay
 
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