If MMA fighters were Naruto characters

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Fedor Emelianenko = Jiraya Sensei

Khabib = Naruto

Felize Herring = Sakura

Jon Jones = Pain (powerful bad guy)

Anderson Silva = Sasuke Uchiha (matrix eyes)

Yoel Romero = Gaara of the Sand (tank who doesn't get hurt)

GSP = Shikimaru (genius intelligence)
 
lol. I honestly have no idea who any of those characters are. Scooby-Doo was the shit when I was a kid. And like pro wrestling... I grew out of cartoons at some point.

Now if you compared them to action movie characters, we’d have a common reference point. And here’s a tip for some of you guys. There is actual real female nudity in a lot of action movies. Just sayin.
 
I'm channelling all my knowledge of Naruto to make that list :

Fedor Emelianenko = Naruto
Khabib = Naruto
Felize Herring = Naruto
Jon Jones = Naruto
Anderson Silva = Naruto
Yoel Romero = Naruto
GSP = Naruto
Naruto = Naruto
 
Israel Lasagna = Darui or Killer B(you know why)

Ronda Rousey = Tsunade(strong, anger issues)

Dominick Cruz = Sasuke (pricky, pushes people away)

young Diego Sanchez = Naruto (night the brightest bulb, surrounded by great people who helped him focus his inner demons)

Luke Rockhold = Shino ( weirdo, always says the wrong things)

DC = Jiraiya ( funny sensei whos badass)

Jon Jones = Raikage (you know why)

Fedor = Hashirama (goat)

MMA Avengers


Tyron Woodley-War Machine(complains about being war machine)

GSP-Ironman(loves being ironman, the wild woman, the wild woman, the rippin and the tearin.)

Chris Weidman-Capt. America(Takes the beatdown but still our boy. also hates that he loves anderson silva)

Frankie Edgar-Spiderman(Short tom holland version. )

Shevy-Black Widow(actualy is Black Widow)

Kevin Lee-Starlord(thats right, Black Starlord.....hes "the guy")

Matt Serra-Rocket Raccoon(only mcu character that might say "good fuck em")

Conor Mcgregor-Baby Groot with gold necklace(walks around with a high pitch voice talking only about himself, "Uy em Groot!....UY AAMMM GROOT!!!)

Al Iaquinta-Winter Soldier(Solid all around. Hates that Kevin Lees "the Guy")

Anderson Silva-Spiderman(Regular sized and is always overly nice to the chris weidman.)

Jon Jones-Black Panther(Hes got that special juic--i mean flower for extra power.)

Isreal Adasenya-Kill Monger(Dosnt understand why hes not Black panther as hes from Nigeria. Embraces villain role anyways)

Francis Ngannou-M'Baku(big af but extremely nice, unless he clubs you with a hand the size of a car. One might even say, "Ford escort-esque)

Derrick Lewis-Fat Superman(Wasnt invited, showed up anyways)
 
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What the Hell is Naruto? Is it a kid cartoon??:confused:
 
>Anime BJJ


Where are mods when you need them...

When did weeb degenerates start polluting our sport?



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Dominick Cruz = Neji Hyuga
Israel Adesanya = Rock Lee
Khamzat = Orochimaru
 
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