The Prototype Returns December 5

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https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/09/gian-villante-vs-jake-collier-ufc-255-mma-fight-booking

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Get ready for some violence.
 
Only fight he should be focused on is fighting his urge to eat donuts
 
I really, really hate nicknames like the Prototype or the Hybrid. Especially since they seem to get attached overwhelmingly to fighters that turn out to be meh. I'll give Niko Price a pass though, since enough weird crap has happened in his fights that maybe hybridization is the only explanation.
 
does he have violent fights?
No he's overweight and has no business in the UFC. The fact that he has the nickname "the prototype" is absurdly ironic, and the fact that the UFC re-signed him this year is absurd.
 
He fought at 185 and two fights later he was cutting weight to make 265
 
A Light Heavyweight vs a Middleweight

At Heavyweight.
 
when they're hot off the line, it is impossible to only eat one. they basically dissolve in your mouth

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i heard a rumor that the secret to their awesomeness is mashed potatoes in the batter... if so thats just nuts. i live on the east coast, so i grew up on dunkin donuts... krispy kreme blows them out of the universe. although pre 2008 dunkin had the best coffee out of any fast food place. (Still pretty good now, but not the best)
 
i heard a rumor that the secret to their awesomeness is mashed potatoes in the batter... if so thats just nuts. i live on the east coast, so i grew up on dunkin donuts... krispy kreme blows them out of the universe. although pre 2008 dunkin had the best coffee out of any fast food place. (Still pretty good now, but not the best)

Potatoes aren't such a donut secret. There was a chain called Spudnuts named that for their use of potato flour. There's still some shops around... http://spudnutshop.com/
 
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