Media Stipe gets ordained

[Londonjitsu]

 

[Iron Nick]

That means he's the new pope now, right?

 

[TR1]

Great, he can now read the last rites to the old fossils he likes to fight.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

lol... wtf?

I’ve been to Ohio. Is he the new boss of the local Amish sect? What an odd situation. Next has to be politics. He’s a riveting public speaker.

 

[Nandez]

Fight Ngannou and retire already

The Lone American champion has his days numbered

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Stipriest ftw

 

[Michaelangelo]

Gay Jesus approved

 

[Beastos]

I have no idea what that means.

Word

 

[beephin]

I went to high school with Stipe.
Nobody ever knew what the hell he was saying so he used to just beat everybody up.

 

[Can’t Handle My Riddum]

Great, he can now read the last rites to the old fossils he likes to fight.

Spat my tea out.

 

[Deleted member 510653]

Truly a jack of all trades that Miocic

 

[MadHouse]

Stipe via first round exorcism

 

[degoj99]

Stipe rd.2 when he suplexes Satan into the lake of fire.

 

[MCarpo]

lol... wtf?

I’ve been to Ohio. Is he the new boss of the local Amish sect? What an odd situation. Next has to be politics. He’s a riveting public speaker.

As in, he sounds like he has a mouthful of rivets when he speaks?

But seriously, you’re probably right — I 100% can see him running for local office someday.

 

[Uke]

Looks like Chuck

 

[epluribusunum]

Does this mean he's a pedofile?

 

[Safton]

Great, he can now read the last rites to the old fossils he likes to fight.

Now I'm not a gambling man but between this site and SB I could have probably made a tidy sum by now guessing which page of a given thread you'll show up in to shoehorn a "Stipe only fights old dudes" joke

 

[g*r*b]

Great, he can now read the last rites to the old fossils he likes to fight.

I disagree with the sentiment but have to admire the cleverness.

 

[g*r*b]

Stipriest ftw

I saw someone on Twitter calling him "Steeple Miocic" lol

 

[The Legendary Scarface]

Wait, he's a UFC Champion, Firefighter and Priest?

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Safton]

What route did he take to get ordained? Because I'm technically an "ordained minister" through the Universal Life Church. Took me all of like 10 minutes filling out an online form and they hooked me up (it was so I could do my sister's wedding ceremony, they didn't want a Bible-thumper).