Serious question so what would you have done?

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If you were the one in Mike's shoes and had to defend yourself? Like uncle Chael says the fight starts when you are within arms reach........
 
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If it was an Applebee’s, throw a chair at LaTory, then start a fucking riot.

If it was a Chili’s, quietly apologize to the man. Send a formal letter of apology to the CEO. Buy fajitas for the room.
 
Black belt with these hands.

I’m ok he’s in a wheelchair

God’s gift

I’ve got CornerBae, red Toyota.
 
No way I would have been in a situation like that in the first place, but even if I were I would have left and wondered what's become of me.

Then again I don't have black belt hands, motherfucker.
 
I wouldn't have gotten into that situation in the first place, so who am I to speak?

Hey Sherdoggers, do you oftentimes get into bar fights? Maybe straighten your shit out, then.
 
People don't randomly charge at me and force me to defend myself.

I've also gone 40 years without getting kicked out of a bar and having a yelling match with strangers while my girlfriend storms out on me as I sit there screaming the n-word repeatedly so maybe we do things differently I dunno.
 
I wouldn't have stepped towards the old man in the first place. The old man mocked him then perry said he'd ko him. The old man then told him to bring it and this is the part people neglect to mention, perry actually stepped towards the old man FIRST, then the old man rushed him. I'd just restrain him if it came down to it. Do what rogan did to that guy on fear factor with the plum clinch, hold him in place with underhooks or do what Matt serra did instead. Can't be a trained killer throwing heat old civilians, let alone old men. Ufc fighters can barely take his punches, what more of cviliians. He should be permanently banned from the ufc and Scott Coker shouldn't take him either. I don't care if the old man "started it", as people claim. That's such a childish excuse and it doesn't matter. Ones a trainer fighter, the other one is an old fart with pensioner knees. Hardly a fair fight. Deserves to be arrested too.
 
Not get aggressive with a bystander trying to de-escalate a domestic (in public)

Left when asked to by staff members.

Not cause an absolute scene shouting like a maniac in a bar.

Not threaten to knock out some aul lad who told me to quiet down.

Not punch the aul lad when he takes the bait.
 
I wouldn't have assaulted whoever he did off camera. And then when asked to leave by everyone there I would have obliged. I wouldnt have been standing there yelling and threatening old men. I also wouldn't have been yelling racial slurs.
 
If you were the one in Mike's shoes and had to defend yourself?

Where did he have to defend himself? He was acting like a deranged lunatic in the video and essentially being escorted out of the restaurant by a group of people that wanted him gone. He shouldn't have been behaving that way to begin with, and even if he was that immature to start acting out, he should have just walked away and left. This really isn't that hard to figure out.
 
MIKE PERRY DID NOT HAVE TO DEFEND HIMSELF!

but I will play along for this rare occasion.

NOW IF I WAS MIKE PERRY AT THE POINT RIGHT AFTER THE MAN MOCKED HIM AND I SAID I WOULD KNOCK the OLD GUY OUT OR SOMETHING: Instead of swinging, I would have done a spin move at the right time and used his momentum against him with a little help from the minimal contact with my arm as I spun and he went by. Instead of saying the nword I would have said. OK buddy im sorry guys and tried to help him up. The others would still be on guard and against me so they SCREAM get away from him, and some touch me(mike perry). I would jump out of the way and say HELLO social distancing guys as a joke to let them know my attitude had improved!!. then I would raise my voice and SHOUT( I am so sorry everybody that i have made a scene and especially to you guys right in this area I HAVE BEEN WRONG( HELL MAYBE WE ALL HAVE BUT LISTEN). people would be talking and yelling at me to shut up) ILL SHUT UP IN A SECOND I ANNOUNCE NOW LISTEN!!!!!; THE WORLD NEEDS LOVE RIGHT NOW AND UNSELFISH BEHAVIOR. WE ARE ALL HERE WITH EACHOTHER(in America) WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT. WE NEED TO GET ALONG AND BE SMART WHILE WE ARE HERE WITH AN OPPORTUNITY AND LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE THAT SEEM TO CARE THAT ARE MAYBE IN AUTHORITY TRYING TO HELP US LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP, HE HAS BEEN SMART ABOUT THE VIRUS AND WE SHOULD FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES HE AND HIS TEAM SUGGEST. WE HAVE TO WAKE UP AND HAVE EACHOTHERS BACK AND STOP BEING ANTAGONISTIC OR HATEFUL TOWARDS ANYBODY AND DO SOMETHING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!! IM SORRY FOR MY BEHAVIOR TONIGHT AND GOODBYE!!
 
I wouldn't have stepped towards the old man in the first place. The old man mocked him then perry said he'd ko him. The old man then told him to bring it and this is the part people neglect to mention, perry actually stepped towards the old man FIRST, then the old man rushed him. I'd just restrain him if it came down to it. Do what rogan did to that guy on fear factor with the plum clinch, hold him in place with underhooks or do what Matt serra did instead. Can't be a trained killer throwing heat old civilians, let alone old men. Ufc fighters can barely take his punches, what more of cviliians. He should be permanently banned from the ufc and Scott Coker shouldn't take him either. I don't care if the old man "started it", as people claim. That's such a childish excuse and it doesn't matter. Ones a trainer fighter, the other one is an old fart with pensioner knees. Hardly a fair fight. Deserves to be arrested too.

Nah, there are consequences and for some reason fat old men, i'm old but not fat, seem to forget that. I don't forget it. I'm closing in on 50 and I'm not stepping forward or talking crap to any young guy (or even my own age). I'm going to do everything I can as the older, and wiser, individual to avoid a physical confrontation. The onus here is on the older man. You are suppose to age and become smarter, wiser, and more humble but far too many men seem to regress or never progress to begin with. I've grown up tremendously since my twenties and thirties and I'm not looking to prove anything and try to be humble and carry myself with humility.

Now if it comes out down the road that Perry was entirely responsible (assuming Mike wasn't hitting a woman or something) I still wouldn't change my opinion. Older men should set the example not act like this dummy. Old men, grow up and set the standard, please.
 
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If you were the one in Mike's shoes and had to defend yourself?

I don’t get drunk in public anymore. I’m not a kid.

Never will be in Perry’s shoes.

MMA fighters get challenged in public every fucking day.... They don’t do what Perry did.

Great in the cage... but he should be released
 
Most disgusting behavior we have ever seen from a fighter. He needs to be banned from MMA.
 
If you were the one in Mike's shoes and had to defend yourself?
Even as a drunk 16 yr old I wouldn't have hit a waiter and been shouting like a drunk jackass nearly on the verge tears while being kicked out of a restaurant.

Is this something you do regularly? This seems normal to you?
 
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