Khabib vs Tony in 40 years (Epic time machine pics)

Most 60 year old men don't look that bad, those pictures are more like them in their 80's.
 
Most 60 year old men don't look that bad, those pictures are more like them in their 80's.

I nearly put 50 years in the title but thought Sherdoggers would whinge

lol

Changed for you buddy
 
Khabibs hairline still going strong
 
It is the year 2050.

Khabib vs Tony finally takes place, after 25 years and 58 failed attempts to make the matchup happen.

Disappointingly, the "most anticipated fight of all time" is declared a No Contest between the 1st and 2nd rounds, when both fighters are unable to get off their respective stools due to what the referee later described as "old age".

In his post-fight interview, a heavy-breathing Ferguson kept repeating "champ sh!t only... champ sh!t only...", while a visibly exhausted Nurmagomedov could only muster "this is numba one bullsh!t..."

UFC president Dana White briefly got up from his wheelchair to yell at the disappointed viewers that he intends to rebook the fight because, in his words, "it is a rematch 25 years in the making... we just gotta do it, you know... it's for the fans..."

Meanwhile, incumbent US President Joseph Rogan took a moment from his busy campaign for reelection to his 6th term as head of the nation, in tweeting his congratulations to both fighters on a well-fought scrap, while adding that both of them really need to try DMT for their rematch.
 
Tony is likely gonna live to be 103 years old, despite his wildman ways. It'll just be confounding.

Khabib will retire after 30 fights, bathe with 11 guys and eventually become a feature movie henchman like Oleg Taktarov.
 
It is the year 2050.

Khabib vs Tony finally takes place, after 25 years and 58 failed attempts to make the matchup happen.

Disappointingly, the "most anticipated fight of all time" is declared a No Contest between the 1st and 2nd rounds, when both fighters are unable to get off their respective stools due to what the referee later described as "old age".

In his post-fight interview, a heavy-breathing Ferguson kept repeating "champ sh!t only... champ sh!t only...", while a visibly exhausted Nurmagomedov could only muster "this is numba one bullsh!t..."

UFC president Dana White briefly got up from his wheelchair to yell at the disappointed viewers that he intends to rebook the fight because, in his words, "it is a rematch 25 years in the making... we just gotta do it, you know... it's for the fans..."

Meanwhile, incumbent US President Joseph Rogan took a moment from his busy campaign for reelection to his 6th term as head of the nation, in tweeting his congratulations to both fighters on a well-fought scrap, while adding that both of them really need to try DMT for their rematch.

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You earned this like. Good read. Would read again.
 
Khabib wouldn’t have a mustache though. Not hating, just saying don’t Muslim men shave their upper lips?

pretty sweet though TS
 
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