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Make sure you slide across to too see Tony too
Most 60 year old men don't look that bad, those pictures are more like them in their 80's.
Tony looks like a crack head
It is the year 2050.
Khabib vs Tony finally takes place, after 25 years and 58 failed attempts to make the matchup happen.
Disappointingly, the "most anticipated fight of all time" is declared a No Contest between the 1st and 2nd rounds, when both fighters are unable to get off their respective stools due to what the referee later described as "old age".
In his post-fight interview, a heavy-breathing Ferguson kept repeating "champ sh!t only... champ sh!t only...", while a visibly exhausted Nurmagomedov could only muster "this is numba one bullsh!t..."
UFC president Dana White briefly got up from his wheelchair to yell at the disappointed viewers that he intends to rebook the fight because, in his words, "it is a rematch 25 years in the making... we just gotta do it, you know... it's for the fans..."
Meanwhile, incumbent US President Joseph Rogan took a moment from his busy campaign for reelection to his 6th term as head of the nation, in tweeting his congratulations to both fighters on a well-fought scrap, while adding that both of them really need to try DMT for their rematch.
Tony chest and neck look sharp