Our Truest American Champion is...

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...Jon “Bones” Jones!
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Stipe and his Croatian trunks disqualify him from this honor...as does Cejudo’s Mexican flag waving. Everyone else is literally born outside of the United States of America.
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MMA’s GOAT will once, again, solidify himself as The Ultimate MMA Warrior when he pimp slaps Dominick Reyes into oblivion!
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Jones is the GOAT, but America has a new champion and his name is KAMARU USMAN who will be taking his championship title to the white house

 
Jones is the GOAT, but America has a new champion and his name is KAMARU USMAN who will be taking his championship title to the white house


His name, alone, will put him on the no-fly list.
 
Jon is THE mma fighter of this decade in terms of accomplishments and victories. The cucks will obviously disagree with this but most of them are just haters or GSP fans
 
That's good that Marty hasn't fallen for the libtard media nonsense saying Trump is racist
 
Jones is the GOAT, but America has a new champion and his name is KAMARU USMAN who will be taking his championship title to the white house


Didn't know Usman was a Trump supporter.

Don't really see how a win over another American guy makes his win "for America" though, and especially odd as the caption to a photo of him wearing an Auchi, Nigeria tee shirt.
 
Jones is the GOAT, but America has a new champion and his name is KAMARU USMAN who will be taking his championship title to the white house


Its a bit funny that the dude literally has "U.S man" in his name
 
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...Jon “Bones” Jones!
usa_by_dimongr-da1aegd.gif

Stipe and his Croatian trunks disqualify him from this honor...as does Cejudo’s Mexican flag waving. Everyone else is literally born outside of the United States of America.
<JonesLaugh>
MMA’s GOAT will once, again, solidify himself as The Ultimate MMA Warrior when he pimp slaps Dominick Reyes into oblivion!
<JonesDXSuckIt>
oh lord. You are an uneducated idiot of epic proportions
 
Didn't know Usman was a Trump supporter.

Don't really see how a win over another American guy makes his win "for America" though, and especially odd as the caption to a photo of him wearing an Auchi, Nigeria tee shirt.
nah i believe he said he stays out of politics. He's just trying to troll colby imo
 
His name, alone, will put him on the no-fly list.
White House would be sure to give him a deeeeeep colonoscopy before he even stepped foot on the White House lawn, let alone actually go inside.

Then Trump would be out on “official business”. Pence would come out of the underground pedo dungeon to give him a quick handshake, no photos though Pence needs to keep up his right wing image, and send Usman off with a complimentary McDonald’s togo bag from the White House kitchen.
 
It would be funny tho how pissed Colby would be Usman take the real belt to the white house and takes a picture with Trump, good publicity for Trump he need some PR with black people for the coming election.
 
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