Is Dana White the most Advanced and Accomplished man on the planet?

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  1. >Gracies bow to Dana White

    >Possess psychic-like abilities

    >Control the UFC with an iron but fair fist

    >Own castles & banks globally

    >Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

    >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Danagrad will be be the first city)

    >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

    >Dana White is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

    >Owns life extending R&D labs around the world

    >Dana is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

    >Learned fluent jiu jitsu in under a week

    >Dana white is roughly 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

    >In reality, Dana White is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space
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He’s Lorenzo Fertita’s sugar baby. He’s like turtle in entourage.
 
I bet he only averages 3 - 4 hours of sleep a night. This is a common trait of all ultra-achievers.
 
Hey Dana,

Nice to see you on Sherdog. When is Khabib set to fight Tony again?
 
Dana White is Illuminati, confirmed.

Illuminatty?
 
Yeah, and those are only the things we know for sure.
 

  1. >Gracies bow to Dana White

    >Possess psychic-like abilities

    >Control the UFC with an iron but fair fist

    >Own castles & banks globally

    >Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

    >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Danagrad will be be the first city)

    >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

    >Dana White is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

    >Owns life extending R&D labs around the world

    >Dana is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

    >Learned fluent jiu jitsu in under a week

    >Dana white is roughly 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

    >In reality, Dana White is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space
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Yeah that pretty much sums it up. It is what it is
 

  1. >Gracies bow to Dana White

    >Possess psychic-like abilities

    >Control the UFC with an iron but fair fist

    >Own castles & banks globally

    >Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

    >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Danagrad will be be the first city)

    >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

    >Dana White is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

    >Owns life extending R&D labs around the world

    >Dana is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

    >Learned fluent jiu jitsu in under a week

    >Dana white is roughly 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

    >In reality, Dana White is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space
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To the Lighweights in 3.2.1
 
Nope...
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