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The wind blows

A dove flys

A man screams

it is “the notorious” Conor McGregor. It has become natural, like the waves in the ocean, or a large cattle taking a shit. The sensation is all to familiar for the once great fighter of the UFC.

He blankly stares across the room. “I guess I should try to go outside today”. He waded through hundreds of empty bottles of his own whisky, proper twelve, and made his way to the front door.

He placed his hand over the door knob, struggling with the thought of being recognized. He didn’t want the questions, he didn’t want the fans, he just wanted to be left alone.

“god damnit....”

he turned around, and headed to the kitchen to make a plate of pizza rolls. While the oven preheated he practiced shadow boxing in the mirror. “Fuck yeah....I still got it”.

End act 1
 
You really thought this was a good idea?
 
what in the fuck did i just read?
 
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The wind blows

A dove flys

A man screams

it is “the notorious” Conor McGregor. It has become natural,

Yeah i head hes changing his nickname to 'The Natural' hes going to be the new captain America XD
 
If a man makes a statement and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
I always thought it was "Whiskey", not "Whisky"
 
who? didn't this guy retire after a few fights?
 
"The wind blows

A Don Fryes"


I can't believe you missed that golden opportunity.
 
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