Media The Schmo Challenges Ariel Helwani to 165 LBS Charity Grappling Match

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I got the Schmo by flying armbar.
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That'd be hilarious.

I doubt Helwani will have the balls tho.
 
Helwani by Armbar.

Jokes aside, what’s funny is we’d all watch this. Heck, I’d probably pay for it. Then we’d realized 30 seconds in that watching 2 people fight who have no idea how to fight is incredibly boring.
 
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Can we get double choke submissions that result in the permanent inability to speak for both?
 
Btw, has helwani ever stepped his foot in any kind of gym?
 
Wow is this real? People want to watch that? Ariel is getting wrecked I don’t care who the opponent is.

Luke Thomas would make both of them tap, maybe at the same time.
 
Not sure why, but I can picture Ariel wearing these during the match

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Did Ariel say something bad to the Schmo?
 
- HE'S NOT HERE TO TAKE PART - HE'S HERE TO TAKE SCHMOVER! -
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Are you kidding me? Helwani would absolutely smoke this fool.
 
This Schmo stuff has gotten out of hand.

And Ariel won’t respond lol. I bet at ESPN he has to ask for permission from the execs just to send a tweet let alone accept some clout chasers sexual challenge.
 
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