Tatiana Suarez has a big head

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Big ole Mexican with a big ole head.
She has to fight with Cejudo for the Intergender Biggest Head in the game Belt
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I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many seasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Heads of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing and domestic violence.

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220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

61YjITuHwSL.jpg


Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor, Carlos. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level, where as we sherdoggers know, Mexicans become invincible.

indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-harrison-ford-1108x0-c-default.jpg


Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

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When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

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This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

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The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

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^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

<{Joewithit}>
 
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I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez. As you can see they are wearing head gear and gave broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today.

300px-San_Lorenzo_Monument_4_crop.jpg


220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


Either my dude is a new level of roaster or dropping serious knowledge. Either way YO
 
How much cocaine have you done today? :)

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and gave broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today.

300px-San_Lorenzo_Monument_4_crop.jpg


220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

61YjITuHwSL.jpg


Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support.

indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-harrison-ford-1108x0-c-default.jpg


Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

kerala-gold.png



When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint.

6a00d83455629c69e20168eb2c9a64970c-500wi.png


This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him.

tenor.gif


The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormous brain some how ended up in her posterior.

1f79d31ed9a2678250e68fc38287ff90.jpg


^^^ No Mexican man finds this attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican best standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of form.
 
I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and gave broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today.

300px-San_Lorenzo_Monument_4_crop.jpg


220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

61YjITuHwSL.jpg


Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support.

indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-harrison-ford-1108x0-c-default.jpg


Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

kerala-gold.png



When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint.

6a00d83455629c69e20168eb2c9a64970c-500wi.png


This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him.

tenor.gif


The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormous brain some how ended up in her posterior.

1f79d31ed9a2678250e68fc38287ff90.jpg


^^^ No Mexican man finds this attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican best standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of form.

Finally someone that is actually informed on history and culture
 
Finally someone that is actually informed on history and culture
Bro. I read stuff, you know? Some people call me a hipster but I don't care. At least I can say some words in Mexican and know what having a big head is all about.
 
I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing.

300px-San_Lorenzo_Monument_4_crop.jpg


220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

61YjITuHwSL.jpg


Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support.

indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-harrison-ford-1108x0-c-default.jpg


Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

kerala-gold.png



When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint.

6a00d83455629c69e20168eb2c9a64970c-500wi.png


This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him.

tenor.gif


The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormous brain some how ended up in her posterior.

1f79d31ed9a2678250e68fc38287ff90.jpg


^^^ No Mexican man finds this attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican best standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

<{Joewithit}>

You had me up until the drug smuggling bit on how he gained his toned physique. Well played sir. Well played.
<[analyzed}>
 
I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing.

300px-San_Lorenzo_Monument_4_crop.jpg


220px-San_Lorenzo_Colossal_Head_2%2C_from_Veracruz.jpg


This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

61YjITuHwSL.jpg


Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support.

indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-harrison-ford-1108x0-c-default.jpg


Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

kerala-gold.png



When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint.

6a00d83455629c69e20168eb2c9a64970c-500wi.png


This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him.

tenor.gif


The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormous brain some how ended up in her posterior.

1f79d31ed9a2678250e68fc38287ff90.jpg


^^^ No Mexican man finds this attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican best standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

<{Joewithit}>


tenor.gif
 
You had me up until the drug smuggling bit on how he gained his toned physique. Well played sir. Well played.
<[analyzed}>
I was wondering at what point I jumped the shark... That seemed to be it! Hahaha
 
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