Lets make funny jokes about fighters

[champbless2]

And lets try to keep it lihht and funny and no fighter bash, i got this one

Tony Fergusons ears are so big he can hear sunsets.

 

[AimedWithV]

Tony Fergusons ears are so big he can hear sunsets.

You got it wrong.

Tony Ferguson has other type of jokes.

They start with: Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to...
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/tony-ferguson-the-type-of-guy-mega-thread.3871097/

 

[chrass]

Bisping is Jones kryptonite with his glass eye

 

[rushbeg]

 

[Brom Bones]

Prime Chuck is both my favorite fighter and my preferred cut for ground beef.

Bazinga!

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Why did Chris Weidman cross the road?
He can't remember

 

[Poids Moyen]

Knock knock.
- Who's there ?
Interim title shot.

Knock knock.
- Who's there ?
Split decision.

Knock knock.
- Who's there ?
Immediate title shot after a loss and a controversial win.

Knock knock.
- Who's th

 

[Fist As A Verb]

I gotta be honest, I got nothin' for this thread.

 

[BRASIL WAND]

GSP is one of the most mentally tough fighters!

 

[Goodfella86]

What did the Irishman say to the Daegastani?

"It's only business."


I need to work on my material.

 

[PicoPulse]

Matt Hughes

 

[tat2man5k]

What's an Irish fighter's favorite soap?
Olay, olay olay olay!!!
Sorry.

 

[Alexander McIntyre]

Why is Michael Bisping such a dick? His nickname should be ''the cunt''.

 

[Dewanny Desir]

Knock knock.
- Who's there ?
Immediate title shot after a loss and a controversial win.

conor mcgregor

 

[K-Bag]

To the death Georges. Gives up.

 

[TysonandKhabib]

 

[KingBeef]

What do you get when you have 2 WW's going at it in the octagon?

Bout tree fiddy.

 

[drbolony]

Khabib, Colby, and Cejudo are flying to an event. Halfway to their destination, the pilot say's they're going down unless they lose some weight off the plane. The three gentlemen agree to get rid of whatever they have the most of in their country. Khabib immediately reaches for a box full of Vodka bottles and chucks them of the plane. Henry Cejudo is up next and he throws a whole bunch of carne asada out of the aircraft. Colby being the dimwit he is has to think for while, after about 2 minutes of rubbing his last two remaining brain cells together, he hurls Cejudo off the plane.

 

[KingBeef]

WW's

Fixed. Thanks.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Overeemism is a Heart or Chin condition....?