Hired models face when Colby starts talking about pornstar cardio

[Yagadot]

 

[TheLastEmperorReurns]

Imagine if you’re one of those models hired to hang around some weird dude in a video and he just starts talking about banging you all the time lol

 

[91 seconds]

Colby doesn't have eyelids

 

[Klaavical]

All I see in that face is... "my IQ is 72 and this is the best I can be"

 

[JabToucher]

Imagine if you’re one of those models hired to hang around some weird dude in a video and he just starts talking about banging you all the time lol

Imagine their lifestyle if thats what they have to resort to!

 

[TheLastEmperorReurns]

Colby doesn't have eyelids

He has Asian eyelids (Nordic eyefolds).

Joe Biden has them.

 

[lsa]

Only way Colby know about pornstar cardio is if he ran track with them...
because he aint banging them..

 

[BigDramaShow26]

So what is the deal with this gimmick then if he spent half the interview acknowledging that it's fake?

 

[91 seconds]

He has Asian eyelids (Nordic eyefolds).

Joe Biden has them.

Ok thanks something always looked off to me. It's something I rarely see I wondered what was up.

 

[Source]

I think it was his use of air quotes.

 

[TheLastEmperorReurns]

Ok thanks something always looked off to me. It's something I rarely see I wondered what was up.

Some people of Northern European ancestry have them.

 

[ultimateriley-o]

I like that this thread became about eyelids

 

[TidWell]

He has Asian eyelids (Nordic eyefolds).

Joe Biden has them.

That means Ghenghis Khan impregnated their ancestors like this white dude probably has that Mongol blood from thousands of years back

 

[mmadude360]

Colby is a good looking dude, wealthy, has a name for himself. I’m sure these porn stars would love to wifed up by a dude of his likeliness. I don’t get the hate on him, acting like he can’t bang a porn star. We all can if we wanted. $$$$. If you don’t believe me look who Tito Ortiz was married to.

 

[TheLastEmperorReurns]

That means Ghenghis Khan impregnated their ancestors like this white dude probably has that Mongol blood from thousands of years back

More likely that it comes from Eskimo blood or it’s a separate but similar gene specific to Europe.

 

[TITS]

Colby doesn't have eyelids

It looks like he doesn't have lips either. Or he puts powder on them.

 

[TheLastEmperorReurns]

I used to think Finns were down-syndromed but I learned they were just Mongolian descendants

They’re linguistically Uralic (Eskimos). Distant ancestry with Mongols but not quite the same thing.

 

[Sansnom]

He pays them just enough for them to sit there and pretend like they are having fun.

But seems like they are getting tired of shit and want a raise.

 

[TITS]

Colby is a good looking dude, wealthy, has a name for himself. I’m sure these porn stars would love to wifed up by a dude of his likeliness. I don’t get the hate on him, acting like he can’t bang a porn star. We all can if we wanted. $$$$. If you don’t believe me look who Tito Ortiz was married to.

Tito wasn't a manlet parading around with a fake belt.

 

[Hirashin]

Still a virgin.