Any NEW Phobias developed from joining Sherdogs UFC Discussion?

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Any NEW Phobias developed from joining Sherdog's UFC Discussion?
Since joining, when I go to public places, I keep thinking everyone is a sociopath!!

A Beautiful girl was interested in me and was waiting for me to ask her out.
I took one look at her Pointy Elbows, and I was out of there!!
I have been alone ever since!!!

 

[Phi-]

Only serious phobia is from reading shit threads like yours.

 

[SJP_SevenLaker]

Why did I come here.

 

[Credo]

Helax motherfocker it’s just a forum.
Now go get em tiger!

 

[0verlord]

Phobia of clicking on shit threads like this one.

 

[Clippy]

Phobia of clicking on shit threads like this one.

Phobia of reading reused jokes

 

[0verlord]

Phobia of reading reused jokes

Clippy phobia :*

 

[honzo]

I once said to a hot girl "I'm a sherdogger" n she instantly jumped all over me.
I realised that no girls use sherdog n I woke up crying

 

[Clippy]

Clippy phobia :*

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[rushbeg]

@grimballer has developed a GOATphobia evidented by him constantly hating on the one true GOAT .
Other shills such as @20falarVerdades suffer from that phobia also.

 

[TheOldMan]

Not necessarily phobias, but I sometimes have Sherdog related thoughts:

Sometimes I'll see a hot woman and think "Wow I wish she was in the pointy titty thread on Sherdog." <Lmaoo>
Sometimes I'll see something, anything, and think "That'd make a great shoop thread."

I'll randomly see things that resemble an AV I've seen on here. 90% of the time I can never remember who's.

 

[MeanStreets]

Yes, receding hairline

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

Yes, I go outside and nobody is 6'4 and ripped like us sherdoggers. Thats why I don't go outside anymore.

 

[SuBB]

I got phobiaed a long time ago here when that military seviceman posted their wedding photos which i thought he was trolling and it turned out to be real, and now each time i see a wedding photo that couple comes to my mind and its messing me up...

 

[TSexy]

I've developed af serious case of shittythreadophobia with a touch of wrongoforumphobia.

 

[VVarhead]

Sherdog made me hate MMA

 

[Nate banged my mom]

Yes, receding hairline

That’s your fault. You should have known the Norwood reaper comes for us all before sherdoggin.

whenever I see someone 6’5 250lb and 5% body fat I wonder what his username is here and if I had shit talked him at some point.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Im cautious around 115lb women

 

[20falarVerdades]

@grimballer has developed a GOATphobia evidented by him constantly hating on the one true GOAT .
Other shills such as @20falarVerdades suffer from that phobia also.

Jon Jones is the baddest man on the planet, but he is a very nice man so I have no reason to hate or be scared

 

[Rumen34]