If Askren beats Mesvidal and Usman afterwards ?

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What would comments be ?
What would Ben say ?
What would Dana say ?
Would Dana retire...
 
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This sounds like a trick question, because Mesvidal isn't a UFC fighter.
So I'm gonna go with False.
 
Calling it now- he ACTUALLY bends the knee to Ben !!!!! ....... and along with new shiny belt , he comes out with the first " Askren curly Auburn wig" and hands one to Ben .....then whips one out from his back pocket and places that bitch upon his bas bald head and wears it with a smile from ear to ear....

Watch-
 
If askren is cooking a meal in his kitchen at home chopping up some carrots and suddenly the door bell rings and he rushes to the door and in the process the knife he was using fell and landed in his sock and then the next day his car breaks down so he has to catch the buss and as hes running the the bus he trips and falls and in the process the knife flys out of his sock and lands in somebody's neck.

What would comments be ?
What would Ben say ?
What would Dana say ?
Would Dana retire...
 
He would say 'boom roasted' and we'd all yawn

Dana would pay GSP to come back and jab him to death

and we'd yawn some more
 
The UFC creates the 165 belt and announces Khabib vs Askren
 
He would call Cochese to verify his toxic masculinity.

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If Ben beats Masvidal everyone that said Askren was not good enough to be in the UFC when he was in his prime are going to look very stupid, they already do.
 
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