USADA: The Perfect Business Model

[Airdack]

The UFC pays USADA to test the fighters, who then pop, then the UFC has to pay them to sweep it under the rug.

The UFC is paying for a company to extort it for extra money.

USADA is the ultimate money maker. Just need to hire some people to stare at dicks and take blood, which the UFC pays for, then test the fluid, which the UFC pays for, then USADA gets paid for just organizing it.

 

[kflo]

so everyone at usada is in on it? lol.

ufc must not be paying them very well...

 

[Airdack]

so everyone at usada is in on it? lol.

ufc must not be paying them very well...

I'm half serious, it's playing off the the whole USADA is corrupt. Must be something going on since Jon got off with multiple failed tests with still no known source of the substance.

 

[kflo]

I'm half serious, it's playing off the the whole USADA is corrupt. Must be something going on since Jon got off with multiple failed tests with still no known source of the substance.

he got suspended. 2x.

he's not getting suspended subsequently because they don't have solid evidence of reingestion.

it's not hard (no pun or dick joke intended)

 

[dim_]

The UFC pays USADA to test the fighters, who then pop, then the UFC has to pay them to sweep it under the rug.

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yeh, the UFC paid them to sweep positives for Yoel, TJ, Jones, Lesnar, Silva, Machida under the rug.......


jesus fucking christ, every time theres a doping case the idiots come out to play

 

[Sweater of AV]

The UFC and USADA are a hilarious shitshow.

 

[Airdack]

he got suspended. 2x.

he's not getting suspended subsequently because they don't have solid evidence of reingestion.

it's not hard (no pun or dick joke intended)

Suspended 2 times? Should have been a 2-4 year suspension. Oh yea forgot the little rat snitch gave up his supplier.

 

[kflo]

Suspended 2 times? Should have been a 2-4 year suspension. Oh yea forgot the little rat snitch gave up his supplier.

he gave information.

how does that fit this narrative?

 

[Erratic]

Well the UFC was started on mafia money, USADA might be their latest 'wing'

Illuminati mafia confirmed. Jon Jones dodges punishments and bans like he is dodging bullets in the matrix

 

[kflo]

The UFC and USADA are a hilarious shitshow.

what news is there that makes this a shitshow?

 

[Erratic]

Suspended 2 times? Should have been a 2-4 year suspension. Oh yea forgot the little rat snitch gave up his supplier.

Remember he gave up this "huge supplier" but he apparently has never taken or done any performance enhancing drugs, wouldn't know how to ingest one and doesn't even know what a priktogram is

 

[Airdack]

Remember he gave up this "huge supplier" but he apparently has never taken or done any performance enhancing drugs, wouldn't know how to ingest one and doesn't even know what a priktogram is

Ironic his NFL brother popped less than a month apart for the "dick pill" failure.

 

[Erratic]

Ironic his NFL brother popped less than a month apart for the "dick pill" failure.

Those damn dick pills and chinese laced creatine cocaine! Jones is an obvious cheat, it is crazy to see dillashaw get hit with an instant 12 month suspension but Jones worms his way out of countless failed tests. I will forever be triggered cus Jones deserves more punishment