Ford Escorts Suck!

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... they’re weak!
Let’s hope Cain has a new appreciation for economy cars

 
As a Ford owner, they are not that bad.
 
How dumb was that analogy?

The UFC PC doesn't Fyziks well.

Neither does Dana because he believed what he read.
 
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It’s only a matter of time lads.

It’s only a matter of time.

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That’s how you know he’s not really Mexican. A real Mexican knows the towing capacity of a fucking ford escort
 
How dumb was that analogy?

The UFC PC doesn't Fyziks well.

Neither does Dana because he believed what he read.

You do realize he used an Escort as an analogy in order to show us that he’s joking, but not really joking that Ngannou really hits as hard as a car, right?

If he said Ngannou hit as hard as a semi truck, no one would pay any attention.
 
You do realize he used an Escort as an analogy in order to show us that he’s joking, but not really joking that Ngannou really hits as hard as a car, right?

If he said Ngannou hit as hard as a semi truck, no one would pay any attention.

I get that

I'm taking about the bullshit that started all of this. Some people in the UFC circle believed a human can punch as hard as a small car impacting an object at full speed.
 
Ford Escort is a joke LOOOL. They're like antique almost. My grandpa owned one when I was like 5.
 
The comparison was stupid. What is the point of comparing a human with an old car that no one has used in the last 30 years?
 
He was joking he didn't even knew that was from a show and the promotion used that narrative to hype him up.

Cain was like "That's the car he picked ?" he didn't get that Francis didn't chose that it was the "correlation of the power output".

But hey don't mind me, get your hokes/hate on.
 
The comparison was stupid. What is the point of comparing a human with an old car that no one has used in the last 30 years?

PR marketing gimmick "we recorded so much force that it's similar to being hit by X car". It would sound fishy if they said a Ford Raptor so they went with something smaller. :D
 
Well anyone with common sense understands that the difference between getting hit by a car at certain speed will always be insanely stronger than any punch or kick the hardest hitting person on earth throws.

A car hits you at a big speed and you end up dead with your whole body broken and your organs exposed.
 
Ford Escort... more like a F350 Turbo Diesel after last night...
 
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