Opinion 2022 festivus report

Hang on now, maybe not all of this is wasteful. Was this recorded? Can it be purchased on ppv?

Watching hamsters fight on steroids (NIH)...............................................$3,000,000
 
I will say seeing if Thanos can snap his fingers with the infinity gauntlet has to be my favorite government waste program.
 
Here it is for review
https://www.paul.senate.gov/sites/default/files/page-attachments/Festivus 2023 Clean AJS edits 5p.pdf

Too much to list but 400 million in blatant waste. My vote goes to giving beagle puppies cocaine. Anybody else have a favorite government waste program?

Here is the summary. I bolded the very problematic ones:

Giving ineligible citizens COVID Economic Injury Disaster Grants (SBA)…..$4,500,000,000
Using COVID relief funds to construct an 11,000 square foot spa……….….... $140,000,000
Using COVID relief funds to purchase luxury cars ……………………….…….$31,500,000
Wisconsin school using COVID relief funds to upgrade turf fields……...………..$1,600,000

Camouflage uniforms that do not fit the Afghanistan environment (DOD)….….$28,000,000
Funding a 1.5-mile park in Austin, Texas, used for yoga and concerts (DOD)…....$9,000,000
Starbucks espresso machines (DOD)………………………………………………$192,592
Interest Payments on the Debt (Treasury)….......………………………..…$475,000,000,000
Maintaining 77,000 empty Federal buildings (GSA)………………..………....$1,700,000,000
“Basic education” projects in Jordan (USAID)……………………….………...$210,069,000
Expanding the Washington, D.C. Streetcar that’s rarely used and unreliable…....$175,000,000
Helping illegal immigrants avoid deportation (DHS)……………………….…. $168,000,000
Mismanaged and un-tracked fuel purchases (State)……………………….…….. $77,000,000
Subsidizing the free New York Staten Island Ferry (DOT)…………….....……...$70,000,000
Overpaying government contractors for a terminated contract (GSA)…………..$69,000,000
East Baton Rouge unused federal housing grants (HUD)……………………......$13,400,000
Boosting the Tunisia travel sector during COVID-19 (USAID)………...…….…$50,000,000
Unused hotel rooms for illegal immigrants (DHS)………………….…………...$17,000,000
Constructing a Gandhi museum…………………...……. …………………….....$3,000,000
Watching hamsters fight on steroids (NIH)………………………..………….…..$3,000,000
Super Bowl commercials telling you to fill out the Census (Commerce)…………..$2,500,000
Injecting 6-month-old beagle puppies with cocaine (NIH) ………............................$2,300,000
Encouraging Ethiopians to wear shoes (NIH)…............................................................$2,100,000
Training mice to binge drink alcohol (NIH)……………………………………....$1,100,000
Studying the romance between parrots (NSF)……………..……………................…$689,222
Studying the social life and collective intelligence of ants (NSF)………………….....$675,000
Using mice to study racial aggression (NIH)……...………………………………...$519,828
Redeveloping the United States hard cider market (USDA)…………..…………… $491,794
A radio campaign telling drivers to stop at railroad crossings (DOT)…...…………..$200,000
Verifying that kids love their pets (NIH)………………………………………..….$187,500
Researching if Thanos could snap his fingers wearing the infinity gauntlet (NSF)…..$118,971
 
$5.2 million to manufacture enough face-diapers for the upcoming Covid restrictions.
 
Hang on now, maybe not all of this is wasteful. Was this recorded? Can it be purchased on ppv?

Watching hamsters fight on steroids (NIH)...............................................$3,000,000
this is a 'Feats of Strength" challenge I can get behind.
 
Watching hamsters fight on steroids (NIH)………………………..………….…..$3,000,000
Definitely not the worst money the NIH has spent on. This gain of function research on hamsters is so much better than the gain of function research on coronavirus

Also since it's funded by taxpayer money, we demand to see footages of roided up hamsters fighting!

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