2016 MLB discussion V.2: Crowning King Harper

[Prime Ang]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...e-harper-fast-start-mvp-grand-slams/83243138/

As of now in the 3rd inning of the Marlins game

Harper

HRs 8
RBIs 22
AVG .333
SLG. .882
OBP .419

This is GOATING at it's finest ladies and Gentlemen

 

[RedCansLoom16]

Johnny Jonathon may stick

 

[Evangelion]

Replay is bullshit Kershaw pretty clearly safe

 

[Prime Ang]

Bryce Goat should be coming up this inning, I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[LongTermLurker]

Price went full can today vs. the Rays.

 

[RedCansLoom16]

^Thank god for the offense

 

[Sauce Castillo]

What was Prices fastball velocity sitting at today

 

[LongTermLurker]

What was Prices fastball velocity sitting at today

Some where between batting practice and not fooling anyone.

 

[Sara]

As a fellow lefty that is probably a foot and a half shorter than David Price I feel like I could have pitched just as well as he did today.

 

[Sara]

I mean if I was allowed to pitch from where most of the people throwing out the first pitch pitch from once my arm got tired.

 

[RedCansLoom16]

Can you stop?

 

[Sara]

Can you stop?

No but you can make fun of the Giants back at me if you want.

 

[Sara]

I mean it's only fair

 

[RedCansLoom16]

No but you can make fun of the Giants back at me if you want.

Consider it plz, hold onto the D level jokes.

ps: you dont need to make seperate posts for the last 2, just edit it in bruh..

 

[Sara]

Consider it plz, hold onto the D level jokes.

ps: you dont need to make seperate posts for the last 2, just edit it in bruh..

Nah I never edit, how else would I have gotten my post count up?

 

[RedCansLoom16]

Nah I never edit, how else would I have gotten my post count up?

What do you get for having a high post count?

 

[Sauce Castillo]

Some where between batting practice and not fooling anyone.

Perfect. Sox lose and Price throws a couple innings of BP.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Hooooooly shit 3.2ip 8er against Canpa?! Wow

 

[Easy The Great]

Keuchel getting rocked early

 

[HereticBD]

So, is it common knowledge that Buck Martinez is a complete and utter fuck up of a broadcaster?

Just tonight, he called a one out double, a "lead off double", and referred to Josh Donaldson as "Josh Macdonald". He makes these kinds of mistakes every single game. Literally. Every. Single. Game.

I think he may be suffering from some early signs of dementia. Poor Pat Tabler has to grit his teeth, and subtly correct him all the time. Like tonight, after Buck made the "Macdonald" call, he jumped in, and started his sentence with a stern "Donaldson". It's hilarious. I'm surprised there isn't a Youtube compilation out there of all the calls Martinez has fucked up. Maybe it's just impossible to make one, because it would be an infinite loop.

Shows you how far a signature catchphrase like "Swing and a drive!" can take you in the broadcast game. My fuck, is he terrible.