2016/2017 Premier League Thread V1: And It's LIVE!

[blokeybloke]

Just need every active poster in this thread to get 88m dollars (Cristiano's salary in 2016) and see what happens. Personally i would go to nearest (or possibly biggest ) liquor store after i done my last shift. Go up to an employee: excuse me can you close the store, i would like to buy everything you have?
Then do nothing else but watch football and drink booze until i run out

If I won the powerball I would commission the making of a brass statue of you sat on the outdoor crapper reading the daily Transfer Wire & ship it off to Finland for you.

 

[Chules]

Imagine the Prem fred becoming rich and famous af, world would collapse

it'd get very boring fast lol

there's only so much you can do

 

[Rawex]

Well I personally would train my ass off and get Emila

If that doesn't work, your plan sounds absolutely fine

Train during the week (twice a day) and drink booze on the weekend?

 

[blokeybloke]

... or in the finest carrera marble. To accurately capture the exact replica look of the ice.

 

[Rawex]

If I won the powerball I would commission the making of a brass statue of you sat on the outdoor crapper reading the daily Transfer Wire & ship it off to Finland for you.

Better hope we dont win in the same week because by the time that statue arrives in Finland, i probably wont be in Europe

 

[EOW]

WEO needs to shoop my face from the third pic I've sent him on Penn imo, would fit well

 

[Deffid]

Train during the week (twice a day) and drink booze on the weekend?

Deal.

But not too much, alcohol isn't really good when you want to recover your muscles (who would have thought)

 

[Chules]

fuckin hell, Deffs is a BOIST

Emilia would get moist looking at dat imo

 

[Deffid]

LMAO awesome

 

[Rawex]

Deal.

But not too much, alcohol isn't really good when you want to recover your muscles (who would have thought)

Although since i train bjj, i am worried that i will destroy what is left of your bum knee

 

[Deffid]

fuckin hell, Deffs is a BOIST

Emilia would get moist looking at dat imo

Original btw

 

[Concrete]

Although since i train bjj, i am worried that i will destroy what is left of your bum knee

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

 

[Rawex]

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Okay but just keep Blokey away from him.

 

[Deffid]

Although since i train bjj, i am worried that i will destroy what is left of your bum knee

You'll have to consider that I would have access to the best german PEDs in that case

 

[Chules]

Original btw

Built like a fucking TANK

 

[Rawex]

You'll have to consider that I would have access to the best german PEDs in that case

However i have the access to best russian vodka. Which means i turn into finnish Palhares.

 

[EOW]

deffid is indeed a boist, type of guy to keep the ladies moist

 

[Deffid]

Built like a fucking TANK

Not really tbf

But I'm working on it, just have to prioritize training my leg right now

 

[Concrete]

Original btw

Hi

 

[xtramob]

lmfao Doofid is much German, such gut!

Weo should have shooped gingerdamus as el chappo