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Welcome all, to the Inaugural edition of what will hopefully become a proud Prem Fred tradition in the coming years.
And what a year we had with loveable Uncle Claudio's blue collar Lie-Chester City dethroning CSKA Petro-London's aristocrats & giving Mou a nervous breakdown on the way. And it's only just getting started, Next year we've all the great fortune to witness Mou, Pep, Klopp, Arsene, Poch, Caudio etc sharpening each others weaponry in readiness of lopping them arrogant, cheating Spanish twats right. off. their. fucking. perch!!!
Ahem, anyroad .... without further adieu, on to the Awards we go:
Newcomer of the Year Award
@SebbeSwe The Swede is a welcome addition to the prem fred regulars inner circle & has provided a healthy mix of football insight, banter & even managed to maintain a v healthy level of class during his 2-kit conundrum match when his YNWA footballing brotherhoods clashed in a memorable EL Night. Well done, Sebbe!
Pink Eye of the Year Award
Goes to perennial Homer Gooner @Clear Winner who parred himself right off late in the season by buckling under the native NL peer pressure of the shameful GirouD Out jabroni's & hitched himself up to the v expensive 50m Lukaku 1 bed RV. Which, unfortunately for him had already bolted from the PREM Campground & was too busy looking for a new site. Resulting in him scoring nowt in the run in & getting his Manager the sack. As opposed to GirouD, whose v important hat trick on the final day left poor Rawex walking from the pub face down in the snow. Again. Bless.
Which segways us quite nicely into our next category
Fantasy God award
Anyway, moving on ............
Ramsey Bolton's Bridesmaid Award
Top Content Contributor
@LEWIS540 Lot of quality in this field but Lewis's links to thought provoking non tabloidy articles shades it. Congrats, mate! More of the same please
HOLD THE DOOR Award
For the poster with the most indefatigable belief system this season ..... goes to @LilMountain. For his tireless campaign in wanting the Manager of this years Runner Ups sacked. Good luck with that mate and, erm ... congrats?
Non Prem Fred Regular Poster of the Year Award
Peletier Nationals all day, erryday. Congrats to our blue bro-in-arms ... @Peteyandjia
Henry Pars Savage Brootality Award
Not even Close this one, peerless. Congrats go to our OT Queen of the Bantz @frenzy for so effortlessly parring off poor @TehDocktah whenever the prem fred has the misfortune of ever reading the word "Sunderland" mentioned. Bravo, your Majesty!!
Most improved Poster
Always been strong but seemingly has no ceiling for his footy knowledge, top shelf banter & him posting more often has lifted the prem fred to the next level. Congrats too THE @Clear Winner
The Matt Hummel's "No honestly, i'm not really a cunt" fake humility Award
@xtramob
Best Foreign Correspondent of the Year Award(most commonly known as the Prem freds token minority oscar winner)
Deepest field yet, soooo many quality contenders. Winner of the coveted award goes to prem freds resident culture vulture ... @wang xiangzhai
LvG's 'Why can't we Have Anything Nice' Sex Masochist Fan Award
One man category. Not even close, tbh ... congrats goes to the prem freds most lovable rogue not from Wales & weekly self-flagellater...
Gooner Neck-tie Epic Choke job of the Year Award
^ Tosspot deserved it, imo. Proper cunt!!
The Bill Cosby 'he could spot the top available talent in a room full of thousands' scouting Award
Goes to the inimitable news hound @Chris Partlow. Amazing new all round contributor to the thread. Bravo, mate, bravo!!
FASSbender Dick Tuck of the Year Award
Goes to our resident Cleveland Steamer @Sexy
Alright, now we're coming up to the big two Awards of the night. Here goes folks ... drum roll plz Petr .....
Poster of the Year Award
No Kings in the prem fred, community always comes first & this poster personifies the class & the character of our home here that the call the Prem thread. Equal parts intelligence, nous, bantz, heel, brother, sister ... the guy gives so so much & asks nothing in return. Lady & Gents may i introduce tou you our very first Prem fred Poster of the year ........
He's even fucking beautiful!
Congrats @Nowhere Fast you are a prem fred legend.
And finally, onto our new Hall of Fame Induction ......
New 2016 Hall of Fame Inductees
This was a very very close vote. So close that i'm happy to announce that we'll be inductig two very deserving new members into our Hall as they were tied in votes. Honest to god, after adding all public & PM'd votes they tied
So, Here are our two new Prem fred Hall of Famers .....
&
Outstanding posters in every which way. Truly a blessing to have the pleasure of knowing you both & to share in your warmth!!
And on that soppy note .... i'd just like to say a big thank you to you all for making this place what is today ... a good grin. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a right proper fucking laff with other footy loving folk
Hope you enjoyed the awards show. Apols if i missed anything/anyone i'm a bit of a techtard & this was a bit taxing for me tbh. Anyroad, have a pleasant evening & here's our theme tune to send you off on your way, perfectly done by awesome HoF'er @EOW
Prem thread bless
outro ......
And what a year we had with loveable Uncle Claudio's blue collar Lie-Chester City dethroning CSKA Petro-London's aristocrats & giving Mou a nervous breakdown on the way. And it's only just getting started, Next year we've all the great fortune to witness Mou, Pep, Klopp, Arsene, Poch, Caudio etc sharpening each others weaponry in readiness of lopping them arrogant, cheating Spanish twats right. off. their. fucking. perch!!!
Ahem, anyroad .... without further adieu, on to the Awards we go:
Newcomer of the Year Award
@SebbeSwe The Swede is a welcome addition to the prem fred regulars inner circle & has provided a healthy mix of football insight, banter & even managed to maintain a v healthy level of class during his 2-kit conundrum match when his YNWA footballing brotherhoods clashed in a memorable EL Night. Well done, Sebbe!
Pink Eye of the Year Award
Goes to perennial Homer Gooner @Clear Winner who parred himself right off late in the season by buckling under the native NL peer pressure of the shameful GirouD Out jabroni's & hitched himself up to the v expensive 50m Lukaku 1 bed RV. Which, unfortunately for him had already bolted from the PREM Campground & was too busy looking for a new site. Resulting in him scoring nowt in the run in & getting his Manager the sack. As opposed to GirouD, whose v important hat trick on the final day left poor Rawex walking from the pub face down in the snow. Again. Bless.
Which segways us quite nicely into our next category
Fantasy God award
Anyway, moving on ............
Ramsey Bolton's Bridesmaid Award
Top Content Contributor
@LEWIS540 Lot of quality in this field but Lewis's links to thought provoking non tabloidy articles shades it. Congrats, mate! More of the same please
HOLD THE DOOR Award
For the poster with the most indefatigable belief system this season ..... goes to @LilMountain. For his tireless campaign in wanting the Manager of this years Runner Ups sacked. Good luck with that mate and, erm ... congrats?
Non Prem Fred Regular Poster of the Year Award
Peletier Nationals all day, erryday. Congrats to our blue bro-in-arms ... @Peteyandjia
Henry Pars Savage Brootality Award
Not even Close this one, peerless. Congrats go to our OT Queen of the Bantz @frenzy for so effortlessly parring off poor @TehDocktah whenever the prem fred has the misfortune of ever reading the word "Sunderland" mentioned. Bravo, your Majesty!!
Most improved Poster
Always been strong but seemingly has no ceiling for his footy knowledge, top shelf banter & him posting more often has lifted the prem fred to the next level. Congrats too THE @Clear Winner
The Matt Hummel's "No honestly, i'm not really a cunt" fake humility Award
@xtramob
Best Foreign Correspondent of the Year Award(most commonly known as the Prem freds token minority oscar winner)
Deepest field yet, soooo many quality contenders. Winner of the coveted award goes to prem freds resident culture vulture ... @wang xiangzhai
LvG's 'Why can't we Have Anything Nice' Sex Masochist Fan Award
One man category. Not even close, tbh ... congrats goes to the prem freds most lovable rogue not from Wales & weekly self-flagellater...
Gooner Neck-tie Epic Choke job of the Year Award
^ Tosspot deserved it, imo. Proper cunt!!
The Bill Cosby 'he could spot the top available talent in a room full of thousands' scouting Award
Goes to the inimitable news hound @Chris Partlow. Amazing new all round contributor to the thread. Bravo, mate, bravo!!
FASSbender Dick Tuck of the Year Award
Goes to our resident Cleveland Steamer @Sexy
Alright, now we're coming up to the big two Awards of the night. Here goes folks ... drum roll plz Petr .....
Poster of the Year Award
No Kings in the prem fred, community always comes first & this poster personifies the class & the character of our home here that the call the Prem thread. Equal parts intelligence, nous, bantz, heel, brother, sister ... the guy gives so so much & asks nothing in return. Lady & Gents may i introduce tou you our very first Prem fred Poster of the year ........
He's even fucking beautiful!
Congrats @Nowhere Fast you are a prem fred legend.
And finally, onto our new Hall of Fame Induction ......
New 2016 Hall of Fame Inductees
This was a very very close vote. So close that i'm happy to announce that we'll be inductig two very deserving new members into our Hall as they were tied in votes. Honest to god, after adding all public & PM'd votes they tied
So, Here are our two new Prem fred Hall of Famers .....
&
Outstanding posters in every which way. Truly a blessing to have the pleasure of knowing you both & to share in your warmth!!
And on that soppy note .... i'd just like to say a big thank you to you all for making this place what is today ... a good grin. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a right proper fucking laff with other footy loving folk
Hope you enjoyed the awards show. Apols if i missed anything/anyone i'm a bit of a techtard & this was a bit taxing for me tbh
. Anyroad, have a pleasant evening & here's our theme tune to send you off on your way, perfectly done by awesome HoF'er @EOWPrem thread bless
outro ......
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