2015/16 Premier League Thread: 13 Minutes In Heaven Edition

[Nowhere Fast]

Spoiler: Mascot

Spoiler: Bike Rack

Supporters List:

Prem Teams:

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Piers Morgan, Asprilla (RIP), Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, Claude, Concrete, LilMountain, Tules, Tobin Heath, Angus Bless, Daspy,

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Chris Partlow (on loan)

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS

Mercenaries - EOW

Drawchester United - Nowhere Fast, LEWIS540, Sexy, MCX, , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter

Newcastle - Pecker123.

Norwich - Kirku.

So'ton - Got No Fans.


Tottenham Hotspur- Carl Drogo (RIP) , fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hooneswot, Alpha Omega Man


Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sunderland - UltraMagnus, Cardona (RIP)

Swansea - Zer, EOW

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.


Football League:

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

Scottish Football:

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man


MLS:

Portland Timbers - xtramob

Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless, Kadafi(RIP)

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Buyern - xtramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus <3) - SebbeSwe, Deffid


Fight Club Season 3 Event 1:
Rawex - 175pts
LilMountain - 150
Bloke - 150
Mga223 -125
xtramob -115
EOW - TBD​

 

[Concrete]

God bless you sir

 

[frenz]

amazing pic and mascot. bike rack is vulgar. great thread title. on the whole, i'll give it 8.5/10.

 

[Nowhere Fast]

amazing pic and mascot. bike rack is vulgar. great thread title. on the whole, i'll give it 8.5/10.

I have to appeal to everyone frenz. I am sorry I have offended you. Dat ass doe, imo.

HalaUnited!

 

[Dr J]

@Rawex , how has Navas been performing this season?

Not that a world class season would prevent Real from seeking their shiny new summer toy (if allowed to do so).

 

[LEWIS540]

I wonder if Esteban Cambiasso regrets leaving Leicester now. They were desperate to keep him.

Moving to Olympiacos (who win the Greek league evey year), must seem like a mistake, professionally speaking.

 

[Rawex]

Great thread, great poster. Hala NF!

Spoiler

 

[LilMountain]

that's a trunk i'd like to put my bike in

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex , how has Navas been performing this season?

Not that a world class season would prevent Real from seeking their shiny new summer toy (if allowed to do so).

He has been good. But De Gea is better. So if Real gets him, that will be it.

 

[frenz]

I have to appeal to everyone frenz. I am sorry I have offended you. Dat ass doe, imo.

HalaUnited!

i still love you. hala united indeed

 

[Dr J]

More talks saying Giggs is now the preferred manager given the youth performance. It's been crazy this season--LVG seems to be on the brink of getting canned then goes on a streak just long enough to take the heat off before reverting back to a string of garbage performances.

 

[frenz]

Bad angle.

 

[Dr J]

He has been good. But De Gea is better. So if Real gets him, that will be it.

Fingers crossed FIFA pulls through for us.

 

[EOW]

i genuinely dont understand that gif.

sometimes gif don't have to "make sense" sometimes they just represent an idea

This idea being Nate smashing Conor in the face.

Also BOOOOOO you, the bike rack is great and not vulgar in the least

 

[EOW]

Has anyone shooped an Arsenal shirt on Conor yet ?

 

[frenz]

 

[Sebbe]

Nice op. Honest opinion @Nowhere Fast, do you see United winning today?

 

[Partlow]

Report

West Bromwich Albion, aka the Baggies, or the Throstles (never seen this word in my life) have won 1 league title like 90 years ago but have won this many FA cups



Managed by Tony Pulis, WBA has hung around mid-lower table lately, enough room to stay up. They typically rely on sitting back and spamming long balls or counters which is dreadful to watch, but you can't argue with his results they do enough. Lately though they have been scoring more (5 goals in last 2) mostly due to young striker Sadio Berahino out of the weird doghouse he was in and actually playing again which gives them more firepower upfront.

Freedom watch: idk. Clint Dempsey went here in my fifa career mode save though

Players to watch: Salomon Rondon, WBAs record signing from Zenit. Good finisher and strong, works hard. Been decent but would probably look better in a more exciting system.



Darren Fletcher (hes one of our own), became their captain right away when he joined WBA and starts every game. good to see that, a likable guy and considering hes had health problems it's great he's playing all the time. I would say that he has some secret intel about United to sabotage them but LVGenius has sold pretty much everyone he was teammates with when he played there LOL

Prediction: Other than the aforementioned players to watch, there is nothing about this team I remotely care about. In fact it's kind of a chore for me to do this that how disinterested I am to write about this team. Pulis' style annoys me and I hope they get relegated

Over 9000-0 United, fuck off

 

[blokeybloke]

More talks saying Giggs is now the preferred manager given the youth performance. It's been crazy this season--LVG seems to be on the brink of getting canned then goes on a streak just long enough to take the heat off before reverting back to a string of garbage performances.

Who do you want to take over the Managerial reins, mate?

 

[Sebbe]

No other explanation really. However if you're not 100% sure about the call, don't make it.