*** 2014 NBA Offseason Thread, v8: Clippers Loom ***

[Revolver]

After one of the greatest offseasons in the history of the NBA the Clippers are well on their way to the finals. With the following three additions and the subtraction of a racist owner the clips are poised to win it all.

Spencer Hawes: Deadly sharp shooting 7 footer who can also defend and rebound will add depth to their already deep bench

Jordan Farmar: He could probably start on half the teams in the league, but chose to back up the best pg in the world.

CJ Wilcox: Steal of the draft. Most experts had him as a lottery pick.

CLIPPERS LOOM 2015

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Nerlens Noel is destroying the summer league and he isn't even in shape yet.

He might win ROY and DPOY next year.

 

[El Chimpo]

big lols at the contract wades gonna get

4 year 60 m

 

[PolishHeadlock]

He's also rocking the GOAT haircut.

 

[Revolver]

Does Noel have any offensive moves now? Or is he just a shorter and smaller Decandre?

 

[auger38]

The ridiculous charges against the FGOAT for drunk driving have been dropped. They finally came to their senses that the FGOAT would never do anything illegal, unlike the OTR who needs to victimize others just to get off.

 

[Lifer]

Does Noel have any offensive moves now? Or is he just a shorter and smaller Decandre?

Offense-wise I think so but Noel has been shooting well at the ft line in the Summer league. I think he went 7 for 7 in his first game. He'll get more opportunities than Decandre has ever gotten though. No Blake and 76ers are not playing for the playoffs.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Does Noel have any offensive moves now? Or is he just a shorter and smaller Decandre?

Basically lol

Dream Jr will be reponsible for the offense.

 

[DangDaGawd]

The D-level Canadian justice system lets the future vehicular homicidal maniac off scot-free, huh? Pathetic.

 

[Lifer]

He was just taking the empty bottles to the recycling center.

 

[highkicknomore]

How's Farmars defense? Is it good enough to keep up with Westbrick?

 

[DangDaGawd]

How's Farmars defense? Is it good enough to keep up with Westbrick?

no.

 

[jrams]

The D-level Canadian justice system lets the future vehicular homicidal maniac off scot-free, huh? Pathetic.

It's Canada. You expected them to do something right?

 

[INeedARemedy]

The D-level Canadian justice system lets the future vehicular homicidal maniac off scot-free, huh? Pathetic.

They only have square wheels in Canada, so it's hard to do any significant damage when you're clunking around that slowly. Not too much of an issue

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Did the guy hit something? Was he driving like an ass? Or was he busted at some checkpoint even though he was still driving fine?

 

[MetalMayhem2]

Does Noel have any offensive moves now? Or is he just a shorter and smaller Decandre?

He does shoot FTs well above average for a 4/5, but I think with his work ethic and intensity, he can probably develop some over time. If not, he could definitely be a smaller Deandre or Rodman.

 

[faustian]

And so it begins

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[Sexy]

Faustican, I have you're AV for you:

someone think of a good sig

 

[wlu29]

The D-level Canadian justice system lets the future vehicular homicidal maniac off scot-free, huh? Pathetic.

At least our justice system is not for hire by the highest bidder

American affluenza looms

 

[Sexy]

And so it begins

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