2014/15 Premier League Discussion v78: Always be Blue!

[Concrete]

I think we can all agree that handies were handed out somewhere.

 

[Cherdawg]

Would u really wanna give a handie in the men's bathroom??!! Lol place is a cesspool of shit. Literally

Womens toilets at clubs are not much better apparently...

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Not to sound rapey or anything

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Im giving off dat rape vibe again arent i?

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Shit

 

[Concrete]

I've wandered in a few and they can be pretty bad.

 

[EOW]

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[Cherdawg]

I've wandered in a few and they can be pretty bad.

Well heres a true gentleman bailing me out of my post.

I done the same after a date.
Heard the dreaded high heel noise on tiles while i was taking a piss and thought
"oh nooo".

I proceeded to wash my hands acting staunch and funnily enough the women just started laughing which kind of surprised me because i thought they'd be freaking.
I told them " if you think this is bad, my date is waiting for me outside, if you have boyfriends, tell them this was an honest mistake".

 

[Carl Drogo]

Pretty sure NF is gonna chime in that he's taken a handy in the mens before.

 

[frenz]

um, he went in there to check you were ok after you drank a bottle of vodka, and ran to the toilet with sick pouring out of your hand covered mouth.

maybe he needed a tampon from the machine for a practical joke.

or he followed you in after you winked at him and flashed "dat ass"

lol none to the above, but I walked infront of him this afternoon. Hope he appreciated the view.

 

[Cherdawg]

Pretty sure NF is gonna chime in that he's taken a handy in the mens before.

Lol @ that rake.

lol none to the above, but I walked infront of him this afternoon. Hope he appreciated the view.

He didnt.

He was looking for a chance to overtake.

 

[Concrete]

lol none to the above, but I walked infront of him this afternoon. Hope he appreciated the view.

assless chaps?

 

[Cherdawg]

Dee stroyed.

Thanks for playing.

 

[LilMountain]

Beginning of the film. When they're playing mexican drug dealers. Channing Tatum tries to speak in a Mexican accent. Butchers it and says my name is jeff

Oh, okay, didn't remember that as well as the "Something cool!" line at the end :icon_chee

 

[frenz]

Lol @ that rake.



He didnt.

He was looking for a chance to overtake.

Oh.

 

[CardonaLJ**]

as a connosier of fine asses, im still waiting to catch a glimpse of frenz's ass.

at this point its like my white elephant or double rainbow or something

 

[Concrete]

as a connosier of fine asses, im still waiting to catch a glimpse of frenz's ass.

at this point its like my white elephant or double rainbow or something

Just don't catch a glimpse whilst driving, we don't want a repeat.

 

[Cherdawg]

as a connosier of fine asses, im still waiting to catch a glimpse of frenz's ass.

at this point its like my white elephant or double rainbow or something

It's your unicorn or eleanor so to speak.
Referring to her as a white elephant is a sure way to get her mad.

Close to 6 tonnes of pure british ASS.

 

[CardonaLJ**]

Just don't catch a glimpse whilst driving, we don't want a repeat.

an ass should always be marvelled at. no matter the time or place or circumstance

 

[EOW]

an ass should always be marvelled at. no matter the time or place or circumstance

May have to use this as the inscription on my gravestone

Wise words my friend!

 

[Lodbrok]

Dee stroyed.

Thanks for playing.

De ja vu? Just saw this gif upstairs ;-)

 

[Lodbrok]

It's your unicorn or eleanor so to speak.
Referring to her as a white elephant is a sure way to get her mad.

Close to 6 tonnes of pure british ASS.

I was going to buy Eleonor but that car is just to fucking big and looks ridiculous in the uk. That shit is brutiful tho.

 

[Cherdawg]

I was going to buy Eleonor but that car is just to fucking big and looks ridiculous in the uk. That shit is brutiful tho.

Dont be a fucking bitch.

Men drive big cars, bitches drive lil bitch vauxhalls.
The uk needs some muscle.