2012 Mayberry Awards: Nicest/Most Helpful Poster!

Welcome to The 2012 Sherdog Mayberry Posting Award Ceremony!

We're here to honor those awesome, and maybe not so awesome, posters and threads here on Sherdog that really stand out from the rest of the pack for one reason or another.

So let's get started with the:

NICEST/MOST HELPFUL POSTER

Here's the list of nominees...

 

Linkuei:
So nice that when placed besides a newborn baby, parents consider naming their child Asshole.


Blitz55:
Once offered to wash a cop's cruiser just for doing his service to the community. The cop was pulling Blitz55 over at the time.


ufcfan4:
Once passed out while driving home due to donating blood 16 times in one day after hearing a rumor that the blood center was running low on donations.


fingercuffs:
Is currently being sued by the local homeless shelter for stealing all of their business.


therealdope:
Took a 6-month certification class to become a massage therapist after seeing the neighbor in a back brace.


jmac:
Goes through the trouble of giving roaches a proper burial due to a guilty conscience.





Stories have been altered to protect identities, but ultimately are completely true until proven otherwise.

 

If jmac doesn't win then you people have no idea what nice is

 

therealdope!

Always a gentleman. If you ask him a question he provides answers with this in mind: 'there are no dumb questions'.

 

I would like to nominate Blitzy for prominant display of procrastination in an online chess match. You have been on vacation now for 3 weeks. Make your move-sgt pickles.

Oh, and how do you put your games on standby, as I will be going on vacay and don't want to forfit any games.

As for the actual vote......tough one. Because I am a sucker for an accent...

 

How did Fingercuffs get on there

 

Tough choice between Link, Blitz and jmac. but gotta give it to my fellow Canuck, jmac. Dude is almost too nice haha

 

ufcfan4 is the most helpful, and overall best poster on Sherdog.

 

Ugh idk between blitz and jmac : (

 

Jeebus wasn't as nice as jmac.

 

JMac makes me wanna be a better person lol

 

I nominate Nic Hautamaki (spelling?).......dont think i ever saw him lose his temper and hes pretty nice and helpful

 

Im guessing because shes well endowed.

I nominate myself. I hope I win.

 

Justwantedtosay and its not even close

 

Seconded. You were very nice and helpful with my question.

 

And I wasn't even trying, it just comes naturally. Unlike that try hard jmac, all he does is fake that shit.

2012 nicest poster right here, mother fuckers.

 

He's not nice.

 

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I can't vote because I'm currently dubbed. But, Fingercuffs would get my vote.

 

TheRealDope is the only one that's always nice besides making fun of Canada here and there but he's Canadian.

Don't know who Jmac or UFCfan4 are to be fair.