Linkuei:
So nice that when placed besides a newborn baby, parents consider naming their child Asshole.
Blitz55:
Once offered to wash a cop's cruiser just for doing his service to the community. The cop was pulling Blitz55 over at the time.
ufcfan4:
Once passed out while driving home due to donating blood 16 times in one day after hearing a rumor that the blood center was running low on donations.
fingercuffs:
Is currently being sued by the local homeless shelter for stealing all of their business.
therealdope:
Took a 6-month certification class to become a massage therapist after seeing the neighbor in a back brace.
jmac:
Goes through the trouble of giving roaches a proper burial due to a guilty conscience.
Stories have been altered to protect identities, but ultimately are completely true until proven otherwise.
