2 martinis is enough

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  1. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    I know you feel like you can have a third.

    But bros, a martini is a strong drink. Especially if you make it you properly.

    Stop at 2 bros. Don't join the vomit train with your old pal fedorgasm.
     
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  3. Newtieg Brown Belt

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    That reminds me. I need to make some bacon infused whisky.
     
  4. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    What a pinch of snuff.

    Try drinking an 8 pack of Kestrel and come back to me.

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    That’ll put hair on your bollocks.
     
  5. Zergling White Belt

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    I usually only haverm martinis at restaurants. I can down 5 or 6 no problem buti havC a pretty high tolerance.

    I'm not a beer drinker though. Never liked beer. I like the had stuff. Gin, whiskey, vodka are my favorites. Have atleast 7.8 a night. Don't startdrinking until usually 7pm though and then have drins until 3am or so. Its 112 here so maybe coule more hours before either I pass out.
     
  6. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    i dont know if your post was meant to stir something in me. but thought of only two martians left me shaken. martians are a god send! even when lifw feels dirty and messed up a good martoony will have me feeling like olive to another day.
     
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  7. Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    Im not a woman so its more like 6 or 7 for me before i get a buzz.
     
  8. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    James Bond drinks 5 vodka martinis and saves the world then plows everyone’s mom

    You should take the Fedor out of your name and replace it with SHAME
     
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  9. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Agreed on the martinis. kind of.
    in my prime we pre-partied at my house before going to a bash.
    I had 3 martinis before leaving the house.... it got u.g.l.y.
    Didn’t get sick tho because I was young with an amazing constitution, but now I’m feeling queasy just thinking about it
     
  10. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    4 beer is my limit. maybe 5 if im getting into it.
    I've never had a martini though, but gin is gross so I assume I don't like them
     
  11. Javelina Red Belt

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    if you're a fugget
     
  12. Javelina Red Belt

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    are you from scotland? how is this stuff? we have lakewood temptress in tx and it is the nectar of the gods but will plant you on the cobbles

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  13. drstrangelov Hey.

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    The third martini is for celebration, mourning or a third date.
     
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    Hot and Dirty Martini crew checking in!!! Give me that blue cheese olive too.
     
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  15. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    Bread in a can
     
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  16. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    2am huh,

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  17. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    I'd need 4 just to get going.
     
  18. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Anyone have a good hangover cure?
     
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    I rarely drink this early but fuck it, this Tecate is for you! [​IMG]
     
  20. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    I tried a Pomegranate Martini in Breckenridge Colorado once. It was the Bomb. I had 4 before I saw the bill, and said Fuck this shit no more, give me a Budweiser!
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