2 martinis is enough

[Fedorgasm]

I know you feel like you can have a third.

But bros, a martini is a strong drink. Especially if you make it you properly.

Stop at 2 bros. Don't join the vomit train with your old pal fedorgasm.

 

[fungi]

Puke is a funny word.

 

[TheTickG]

That reminds me. I need to make some bacon infused whisky.

 

[ClubFoot]

What a pinch of snuff.

Try drinking an 8 pack of Kestrel and come back to me.



That’ll put hair on your bollocks.

 

[Zergling]

I usually only haverm martinis at restaurants. I can down 5 or 6 no problem buti havC a pretty high tolerance.

I'm not a beer drinker though. Never liked beer. I like the had stuff. Gin, whiskey, vodka are my favorites. Have atleast 7.8 a night. Don't startdrinking until usually 7pm though and then have drins until 3am or so. Its 112 here so maybe coule more hours before either I pass out.

 

[zapataxiv]

i dont know if your post was meant to stir something in me. but thought of only two martians left me shaken. martians are a god send! even when lifw feels dirty and messed up a good martoony will have me feeling like olive to another day.

 

[Badger67]

Im not a woman so its more like 6 or 7 for me before i get a buzz.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

James Bond drinks 5 vodka martinis and saves the world then plows everyone’s mom

You should take the Fedor out of your name and replace it with SHAME

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Agreed on the martinis. kind of.
in my prime we pre-partied at my house before going to a bash.
I had 3 martinis before leaving the house.... it got u.g.l.y.
Didn’t get sick tho because I was young with an amazing constitution, but now I’m feeling queasy just thinking about it

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

4 beer is my limit. maybe 5 if im getting into it.
I've never had a martini though, but gin is gross so I assume I don't like them

 

[Javelina]

if you're a fugget

 

[Javelina]

What a pinch of snuff.

Try drinking an 8 pack of Kestrel and come back to me.

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That’ll put hair on your bollocks.

are you from scotland? how is this stuff? we have lakewood temptress in tx and it is the nectar of the gods but will plant you on the cobbles

 

[drstrangelov]

The third martini is for celebration, mourning or a third date.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Hot and Dirty Martini crew checking in!!! Give me that blue cheese olive too.

 

[Fluffernutter]

What a pinch of snuff.

Try drinking an 8 pack of Kestrel and come back to me.

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That’ll put hair on your bollocks.

Bread in a can

 

[syct23]

I know you feel like you can have a third.

But bros, a martini is a strong drink. Especially if you make it you properly.

Stop at 2 bros. Don't join the vomit train with your old pal fedorgasm.

2am huh,

I believe you...

 

[ithinktheymad]

I'd need 4 just to get going.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Anyone have a good hangover cure?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I rarely drink this early but fuck it, this Tecate is for you!

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I tried a Pomegranate Martini in Breckenridge Colorado once. It was the Bomb. I had 4 before I saw the bill, and said Fuck this shit no more, give me a Budweiser!