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1st Time Cancun Trip - Any Advice/Pro Tips?

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  1. das omen Green Belt

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    Going to Cancun for the first time mid-October this year. Going with a few buddies and with scheduling conflicts October was the best time we could do. So any Sherdoggers have any advice on ways to maximize our enjoyment while at the same time not ending up with our bodies chopped to pieces in a trunk of a Miata in Tijuana at the hands of the local Cartel? We will be there for about a week. Any activities that you highly recommend? Any areas that should be strictly avoided?

    Any valid responses are appreciated.
     
  2. IIIIIIII Titanium Belt

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    have personally never been, but from what i hear, stay in the tourist areas and you'll probably be fine. the nice thing about going to mexico, is unless you're interacting with older people, most people will know basic english. younger people speak english pretty well.
     
  3. Oliver C. Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Hopefully it's cooler and less humid than we went. It was ridiculous. The highlight was probably going to Xelja Water Park. That was pretty epic.
     
  4. My name is Shawn

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    My boss went there said stay in the tourist area and said he couldn't wait to get back home so he could get good Mexican food
     
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    My boss went there said stay in the tourist area and said he couldn't wait to get back home so he could get good Mexican food
     
  6. Grassshoppa Brown Belt

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    Make sure to drink the water and eat the meat.
     
  7. milliniar Who needs a belt?

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    Drink water and flash US dollars to lots of locals
     
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  8. FierceRedBelt Silver Belt

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    Cancel and go to Patagonia.
     
  9. GergreG Green Belt

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    You're going to have a great time, Mexico was the best place we visited in the U.S.<Moves>
     
  10. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    All the cops sell weed, also drink the water.
     
  11. bushman505 Banned Banned

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    Cancun with a bunch of dudes huh???

    Well make sure to wear striped sleeveless shirts, Frost your tips, wear aviator sunglasses and say “bro” at the end of every sentence.
     
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  13. NakamuraNutShot Trumptastic Voyage Banned

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    You’re safer going to Afghanistan.
     
  14. dc007 mr. white belt

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    As soon as you get in to Cancun, take a ride to Playa Del Carmen and stay there instead. Maybe take the ferry to Cozumel as well.
     
  15. ThulsaDooom Black Belt

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    Cancel your trip and going during spring break next year so you can get some barely legal poonanny.
     
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    You'll be fine, it's safer than Chicago.
     
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  18. Dont leave the tourist areas in large groups or with guides, it attracts cartel people and kidnappers.

    You need to lay low, drink alone in the smaller bars outside the tourist areas. And complain about the beer.
     
  19. wonderbread Stiff Member Banned

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    Go to Punta Cana instead
     
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    Don't catch any STDs and try not to get your head chopped off..

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    The food sucks.

    Wear sunblock. My buddy, his girl, and my sister's boyfriend are dark-as-fuck negroes and they all three got horrible sunburn.

    My girlfriend, my sister, and myself are white mutts, so we knew to pack as high an SPF as possible. We still got burnt.
     

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