$130,434 per headstrike, would you? Just like Ronda?

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  1. Lanx

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    Not counting the ppv points, $130,434 per head strike(23)
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    with punches so hard they knock off your mole.
     
  2. ISTUDI

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    Deal

    Give me Rumble
     
  3. mjfan23

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  4. MIKE BOWLING

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    Yeah unfortunately it would be against woodley for me and I doubt I'd ever get out of hospital if I even made it there
     
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  5. The Todd

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    yes. I would throw in a little money at ref to improve his reflexes. One second more could mean all the money goes to the hospital.
     
  6. Fluffernutter

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    Sure. I'll put that money in the bank and take one headshot for $130,434 from Nunes
     
  7. Elysianwing

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    For that kind of money I'd consider taking those strikes on the head of my dick.
     
  8. DeathByBeer

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    Sure.

    I'd get a striking coach first though.....
     
  9. Luger

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    Of course.
    I've been KOd for free
     
  10. 11_others

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    If that meant my reputation of being "one of the best of all time" will be trashed and made fun of...I don't know if that's a good deal.

    Getting lit the fuck up for 3 mil/20 punches sounds good otherwise.
     
  11. BKMMAFAN

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    One step ahead of Rousey I see.
     
  12. IDGETKTFO

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    I hear Edmund is giving free lessons for life. Just sign this contract.....dont worry about the fine print.
     
  13. Joe Rogan's Kettlebell

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    yea

    punch me like 5 more times too
     
  14. Benjamin Burton

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    id take penis head strikes for that price
     
  15. Sir Maple

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    Against nunes? Hell yes

    Id last all 5 rounds, wouldnt throw a single strike. The legends would tell of the most one sides beating in history
     

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