13 Things You Should Stop Doing in 2013

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  1. jackietreehorn8

    jackietreehorn8 fine

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    Pretty good article on College Humor. There's no good way to copy/paste even parts of it, so I'll give you a few of the highlights, then you have to click for the full thing...

    - Talking about how good bacon is

    - Responding "oh, i hear that's going around" when someone says they're sick

    - Referring to yourself as the "Mom" or "Dad" of your pets

    - Complaining about hipsters

    - Trying to get reddit karma, upvotes, likes, reblogs, retweets, or any other for of quantified internet validation (personally I include vcash in this category, you vhomos)

    - Inviting people to connect on LinkedIn

    - #HashTaggingThingsOutsideofTwitter

    etc.


    http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6861489/13-things-you-should-stop-doing-in-2013
     
  2. Bolshevik***

    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    i don't do any of those things.

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  3. KOCowboy

    KOCowboy ROLLING MUD TIRES ON EASY STREET

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    masterbation isnt on the list

    i was really hoping it wouldnt be on the list

    im sick and tired of hearing about no fapping
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    stop talking like you're sending text messages

    stop claiming that people act a certain way "because of evolution"; nothing but a cop out, and it can't be proven or disproven
     
  5. Diktaattori

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    I'll start doing all of those things, that'll show them!
     
  6. DeadSexyBeasteh

    DeadSexyBeasteh Banned Banned

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    Stop saying obesity is due to nature and can't be fixed.
     
  7. jackietreehorn8

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    Yeah screw that, I would not have linked to the list if it said anything about no fapping.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    stop saying that any behavior is due to nature. the only things that are "due to nature" are breathing, heartbeat, etc. other things are choices.
     
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    How you about writing like you're sending text messages? This is a battle I'm not going to win because it's just getting worse and worse, but my skin crawls every time I see someone who I know is on a legit keyboard write ur instead of your or cuz instead of because. You're not saving any time, asshole, use a proper word. If you're on your phone I guess I can dig it, but I'd still appreciate full words if you wouldn't mind taking 12 seconds out of your day to converse with me in English, k?
     
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    Just a bunch of irresponsible lazy fuarks.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    you're right. it's a battle that's probably already lost, but i'm never giving up. i'm like newman when he still had forces in the ukraine.

    just people that either refuse to take responsibility for their actions, or are looking for a way to generalize without anything to back it up.
     
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    I lol'ed.
     
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    stop using the word epic.



    the only time that word should be used is when you're referencing Faith No More's Epic
     
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    They forgot YOLO
     
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    I haven't even figured out what that means yet, but I'll sign.
     
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    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    "YOLO" isnt half as bad as getting upset over someone saying "YOLO"
     
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    I crave sex because of evolution. Dispute that mofo...
     
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    Bacon is good though. Especially with Scotch.
     

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