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I smoke a blunt before breakfast, after lunch, after dinner and before bedtime.
I smoke a blunt before breakfast, after lunch, after dinner and before bedtime.
I stole the gif from online.You've got some seriously nasty grout in that shower. Do you own or rent?
I'm definitely not a creature of habit... but one thing is for certain...
Coffee every morning, whether I get up at 5 or 11 a.m.
I fap.
Yeah, i read this on "best of Craigslist" about 10 years ago too. It's funny, but way too old for you to be claiming it.I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.