"You really think you gonna enjoy with me?" -Khabib

[The Bard]

Diaz looks like he's had a stroke. That shot to Aldo took years off his life. The mendes shot ruined his chin and allowed frankie to pick up a cheap victory. Khabib will never be the same again, he's scared to get hit and when he does it'll feel like getting hit with a 12-gauge shotgun

Exaggerate much? Jeremy Stephens ruined Josh Emmett, for comparison. Conor wins with clean shots that result in fairly run-of-the-mill (T)KO's, but he's not ruining careers.

 

[Barbas619]

My bad! I meant Khabib 50-40!

All 10-8’s!

 

[fishNjits]

My bad! I meant Khabib 50-40!

All 10-8s!

So Herb Dean is reffing?

 

[XxanaxX]

Any of you goons try the maruchan roast beef flavored ramen? That ish is pretty good.

 

[Barbas619]

Any of you goons try the maruchan roast beef flavored ramen? That ish is pretty good.

I’d rather eat the plastic wrapper it comes in!

 

[Killashaw]

Fan since:

1993

Date of birth: 2003

Lol no hard feelings man I just had to

 

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

"I'M GONNA LOVE IT!" Conor responded. Funniest exchange imo. But Khabib's sincerity is pretty hilarious.

Khabib was doing a gay pickup line sort of psychological attack. Conor then turned it back around and said he is gonna love getting gay with him. Perfect comeback.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

You called upon me.

This comment + your AV =

<{monica}>

 

[Loiosh]

The worse somebody is standing the easier Conor blasts them. See how that works.

Khabib better hope his chin gives out otherwise he could pick up an Eddie like beating and CTE is bound to come and impact his future forever

 

[rearnakedchoke]

If khabib gets an early td, and doesnt finish conor, will conor have the power the rest kf the way?

I have always daid conor kos him in the first. Hope i am wrong.

 

[XxanaxX]

Aughhhh yeahhh, just got my purple belt. What do I win?

 

[Barbas619]

Date of birth: 2003

Lol no hard feelings man I just had to

That makes no sense, dude!

 

[Killashaw]

That makes no sense, dude!

The funny must have expired before you read it.

 

[Barbas619]

The funny must have expired before you read it.

Yeah, but...still, though...

Wait, I kinda get it now...

You were insinuating I was born in 2003, therefore, I couldn’t possibly have been a fan since 1993...right?

 

[beastman]

Aughhhh yeahhh, just got my purple belt. What do I win?

 

[BjPenn2017]

The worse somebody is standing the easier Conor blasts them. See how that works.

Khabib better hope his chin gives out otherwise he could pick up an Eddie like beating and CTE is bound to come and impact his future forever

Lol took Conor everything he had to put Dennis Siver away slow down there this is gonna be one of Khabib's easier fights

 

[XxanaxX]

Not quite Gina Carano in a jump castle, stripped down, covered in astroglide and eating a bowl of steel-cut oats in front of me, but who am I to be particular about details?

 

[Killashaw]

Yeah, but...still, though...

Wait, I kinda get it now...

You were insinuating I was born in 2003, therefore, I couldn’t possibly have been a fan since 1993...right?

Yeah man. It did sound a bit funnier when I thought of it.

 

[Kid Killashaw]

Lol took Conor everything he had to put Dennis Siver away slow down there this is gonna be one of Khabib's easier fights

Sure pick that fight out instead of dustin, edward, aldo, mendes...