You pull up to pick your kids up

issue a beating and tell the police that I thought my son was being assualted by a group of midgets.
 
man i would run up on those kids like jim brown did to those aliens in Mars Attacks and start jabbing the shit out of their foreheads.
 
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No little fucker better put hands on my kids... I'm putting the gawddamn fear of Zeus in anyone who does! But if it's one of my daughters being attacked and the assailants are female, I ain't punching no girl- a slap or two will do the trick.
 
I would break it up. Violence wouldn't be necessary as they would be bricking it. Of course I might get subsumed by the moment. I imagine it would likely count as self defence.
 
Pretty extreme scenario, but I guess it's not unusual these days. Best to just break it up and then figure out what happened later, like most fights. Something similar happened to my friend's daughter in Houston....they ended up pulling her out of public school and homeschooling. You want your kids to have some social skills and street cred, but schools are just getting ridiculous now.
 
get my dog and shout to the kids " i can't run as fast as you lot,but you can't run as fast as him,lets play a game" then let the savaging begin.
 
If it's my daughter i would bash them to the extent they require hospital treatment.
If it's my son i would wait to see how he handles it then if he needs help proceed as per previously.
 
Wonder why I'm watching a bunch of random kids fight, drive home and jerk off to some porn.
 
Walk into the crowd and shank my kid. Use my new found street cred to start a gang. Put the bully kids on street corners selling dope. Wait for my kid to get out of the hospital and fuck his mom. Join the police force and tell people that king Kong ain't got shit on me. Fuck Eva Mendes. Interview some homeless white guy for a job that doesn't exist. Shank him and fuck his mother after his recovery. Rule the elementary school yard with an iron fist. Fuck all the moms and maybe some of the dads to assert dominance. Move up to the middle school. Get ass kicked by middle schoolers. Jerk off to picture of middle school kids' moms. Sneak in their houses and put shit on all of their toothbrushes. Take pictures of asshole scrubbing and post on social media. Eat a nice dry aged steak and order 200 pizzas for delivery to my own house. Suicide on the lawn when the pizza delivery fuck arrives... he's my son.
 
Break it up and then disown my child. Maybe "accidentally" choke out one of the kids if they get mouthy.
 
I really don't know. I'm guessing yell "break it up" and if I have to yank away anyone attacking him if they don't stop.
 
Protect my kid and try to hurt the others, probably.
 
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