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  1. ga_ninja Sifu of Fast Food

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    We had a rock,paper, and scissors tournament with 40 people at work lol I even lost 20 bucks
     
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  2. TheTimeIsNotNow Brown Belt

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    You sound poor
     
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  3. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Had a buddy who used to work for USPS graveyard shift and all he did was play poker all night.
     
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  4. SFMMA Green Belt

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    Your threads are poor.
     
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  5. choke you strangulation belt

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    Could've went to the buffet
     
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  6. The brawler Lionheart

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    You can't stop looking at your watch.
     
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  7. IAC :^)

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    This wouldn't happen anywhere with internet.
     
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  8. Drenalin Purple Belt

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    And this is why everything is made in China
     
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  9. TankAbbott4Eva Black Belt

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    I was finishing up a contract on a project where everything was complete. All I did for the last two months was have sneaky joints in the carpark and watch Youtube, had an awesome corner cubicle away from everyone, it was the best.
     
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  10. Graverobber ******WTF Belt******

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    rock, paper, scissors tournament...
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Fadeless Black Belt

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    and what was Ali Baba doing during your game?
     
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  12. LOST CAUSE the last of a dying breed

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    It sounds like you have a poor work ethic or the company is slack.

    Are they hiring?
     
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  13. AndersonsFoot Brown Belt

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    I worked the graveyard shift at a factory as a security guard once. Would've been awesome if they had wifi because I could've watched Netflix all night but they didn't so I sat in a chair staring at the wall for 8 hours.
     
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  14. loyalyolayal Silver Belt

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    TS is well spoken doe.
     
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  15. RawHawg Brown Belt

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    I'm doing that now, except at a guardhouse for a wealthy senior community. Has high speed fiber optic internet, a bathroom, kitchen, central ac and heat. If I didn't have a family and home, I would live here under the desk like George Costanza!
     
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  16. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    20 bucks buys you a lot of buffalo wings.

    Unlucky.
     
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  17. Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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    Ive been playing choke the chicken a lot at work recently. The scumbag management is monitoring our internet usage as of late. I do feel a lot more relaxed though that constantly arguing with the morons in the war room.
     
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  18. edirp Yellow Card

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    Well, I can log onto Sherdog's forum and post. I can take two hour long lunch breaks. I can watch a mini marathon (2-3 episodes) of Breaking Bad. Is that consider boring?
     
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  19. AndersonsFoot Brown Belt

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    Damn, I wish I got that lucky. I literally sat in a folding chair by the employee entrance. They were supposed to show me their ID badge but I didn't give a shit. I watched a little Netflix the first night but I used up all of my data. Walking around was the only way I could pass the time, unless I bought a portable gaming system or something.

    Plus the employees were dipshits because that factory had just brought security guards in so we were new to them and they didn't like having to show their ID.
     
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  20. Jermei USFC President

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    Where do you work? My first guess is "warehouse"
     
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