You know you read too much Sherdog when...

[g*r*b]

Actually it was short for No Pedos so you stay away from that area in future.

Believe it or not, I was there to see an exhibition of the work of a children's book illustrator!

https://www.sbma.net/exhibitions/wiesner

 

[Drofrah]

Keep losing jobs because I touch my bosses with teh jab

 

[cumafish]

I sometimes preface a statement with "in b4" and close it with "no homo".

 

[Chramelated]

I'm attracted to men now

 

[Credo]

Trying to find those MMA smilies when you're texting friends.

 

[ray tango]

I yell "HEAD MOVEMENT" at my little nephew's t-ball games.

 

[cobrinski]

When i can't find my TV remote a few days.
Phone alarm clock,monday morning,after hardcore weekend=USADA panic attack

 

[ArabPride99]

When I see a hot chick I say

' Bony elbows still wood'

 

[Dertysandal]

Boo anyone walking down the street wearing anything reebok

 

[Jehannum]

Use the word Manlet all the time

me too actually. I'm always saying "fucking manlets" when people get in my way in the street.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm attracted to men now

quoted for proof

 

[mikedanton]

My boyfriend trolled me the other day, and I simply replied by saying: "reported".

Do you expect me to believe that you are infact a female?

 

[dickcheney]

Takes me a minute to adjust to nonsherdoggers I meet who like Conor. i have to slow down and treat them like real people instead of the instagram Conor worshippers on this board

 

[sonhow]

Do you expect me to believe that you are infact a female?

Why would he have to be a female?

I'm attracted to men now

See?

 

[notsojollyroger]

I click refresh just to see if anyone liked or quoted me yet. Sad.

 

[myjohnson9]

My auto correct is a mother fucker, I've texted my girlfriend Rickson by armbar at least 3 times

 

[dickcheney]

I click refresh just to see if anyone liked or quoted me yet. Sad.

There. Double whammy

 

[BokaBokte]

I click refresh just to see if anyone liked or quoted me yet. Sad.

Props.

 

[Joohnmatrix]

When I agree with someone in the real world I give them a thumbs up like a proper retard.

 

[kicks]

By not being a groundhog expert
Touching people with teh jab
And filling rooms with uppercuts